Dream 07-06-07

I was out in a sparse wood. I’m not sure if I was fully aware that I was trespassing until I saw the surveillance camera. There was a guy with me. We tried to run and came across a huge door, it was hung askew on nothing. It had to be at least 100ft tall, swinging widely back and forth. We managed to duck beneath it, but on the other side ran into some men in white coats. I was tranquilized and dragged to a room. I “came to” almost immediately and started to plan my escape.

Dream 06-26-07

I was in a place that was near some kind of carnival. I wanted to ride the rollercoaster. The line was very long. Sandy and I decided to put our wallets and such in a locker so we didn’t lose them. They were the kind where you put in tokens and get the key when you lock it. I put something else in. I don’t’ know what it was, but it was wrapped in paper or cloth.

We were on our way back to the rides when I ran into Eva. I talked to her, followed her around on her errands for quite a while. Never did get to go on any rides.

Dream 06-17-07

I was a double agent. I got into a scuffle getting between two people on the street. I’m pretty sure I was in New York (or some other big city) and it was snowing. I went undercover dressed as a homeless to give my report. I scaled the outside of the skyscraper and inside I changed into an elegant evening gown. I got down to the lobby and the guy I was supposed to report to was walking away. I was confused and upset, so I walked around a bit. I ran into a pretty good-looking guy in front of the ballroom. I convinced him to dance with me. It was divine. The guy I was to report to walked in on our dance and was furious. We fought and I left.

I ran across the street and climbed to the top of another skyscraper. My new dance partner followed and we danced on top of the building.



I started out here. There was an inch or so of water on the floor. I easily found the broken pipe and fixed it. After that I went to work at “City Hall”. There were a bunch of people quarantined. I ran around the library singing “Walk Like An Egyptian.” I was having problems trying to leave, so I just quit and walked off.

Dream 06-13-07

I don’t’ know where I was, but I was on a slow moving track ride. It was night and the town was all lit up, what little town there was. Some friends I recognized were on the ride as well. The guy I was next to was in some rock band. Our relationship was kind of weird. After the ride, he led me to a fenced-in area outside where he kind of lived. As we passed his band mates, they all bowed. I asked him about it, and he said he just wanted to see if I liked it. I’m not sure if I did.

Later I was in some kind of community building. I ran into two Italian guys, one of which looked like Santino Marella from wrestling. What happened next was kind of a blur. I got flashes of performing various sex acts with them and some big black guys. I “came to” in another room. On my cell phone were video clips of me doing a lot more than I remembered. I knew I had been drugged. I tried to tell people, but no one would listen.

I ran into my band guy again. This time when he led me through, his band mates were on their hands and knees bowing. It was a struggle for me to not laugh. He led me up some stairs to two matching thrones.

I was about to talk to him when I found myself in a house. I was trying to set up a fan and an air conditioner so the whole house would cool off. In the parking lot, I tried to talk to Sandy, but she was busy with some guys talking about swords. I think I ran into Santino again, or maybe I was just remembering.

Dream 06-11-07

I think I started in Germany. My neighbor, who was really cute, needed directions to get somewhere. I invited him in and looked it up for him on the computer. I went to HEB and kept forgetting stuff I was supposed to pick up. After that I met up with mom at a very lacy, pastel house, that also happened to be haunted. The ghost wasn’t violent, just very active.

Dream 06-06-07

It seemed like a mix of High school and college. Out of the whole campus there were maybe 25 people. Practically abandoned. About 5 of us were part of a group working on rebuilding. I’m not sure what happened, there wasn’t much damage. Everything was just so empty.

Dream 06-05-07

My dad was some kind of big shot CIA/FBI guy. I didn’t see him much. Robert de Niro was my body guard who followed me around everywhere to keep me safe. There were scattered explosions, and each time he’d get on the phone to make sure dad was okay.

At one point I was driving a truck across a hilly road. I came to a point where everything turned blue. Looked like the landscape had just glitches, but apparently it was some kind of isolated flood. I had to walk the rest of the way to get where I was going.

Dream 06-04-07

It was the last day of school. I had shown up late, but with the news that my twin and I had a mild form of some disease. It wasn’t really bad, but helped explain to our friends what had been going on with us for most of the year.

After school it was very dark out. I was going to hang out with this guy I liked when I got a call from David. He was pissed because he had heard that I was pregnant. I told him I wasn’t, and even if I was, it was no longer his concern because we weren’t together.

The other guy and I were on our way to a hotel to celebrate the end of the year. David showed up with one of his friends. My “new guy” was no fighter, so we ducked around and ran to our room. We got the door barricaded just in time, but somehow they managed to pick all of the locks. Including the chain and deadbolt.

What happened next was kind of a blur. My “new guy” had escaped, but I was taken prisoner. A whole crew of David’s friends showed up and turned the whole hotel into some kind of base. I was given dirty rags to wear, but could roam around within a certain area. There was trash everywhere and a green mist hung in the air. After a while I noticed my “new guy” wandering around. He avoided people who would recognize him but otherwise just blended in. We finally met up, but never got quite enough privacy to openly discuss an escape strategy. I was so scared for the both of us.

Dream 06-03-07

I was in Germany with Aaron. Well, that is to say we were coming out of the apartments we were in when I lived in Germany. We got down to the parking area and were about to head to the PX (even though it was the middle of the night) and a little ways down the road was a whole mass of people. We weren't going to get through them with the car, so we took a bike instead. We went around the road and ended up in a little shopping area. (Not the one from Germany, but kind of similar) We went into a little convenience store to pick up some candy and I kind of wandered around, looking out the windows. The store was kind of cramped and outside was a cotton candy vendor. I didn't go out, though, cuz I didn't want to get seperated. I woke up after getting back to him.

Dream 05-29-07

It was a dream I’ve had before, but I was there for the second time. There was a high class party I got to that I’m not “technically” invited to. I didn’t get to eat as much this time before the party kinda broke apart. The people outside the party didn’t need as much help, because they remembered my tips from last time. Dream-wise, it had only been a year, but I couldn’t remember where the school was that I wanted to go to. I think that’s how I ended up at the party this time. After I left, a friend of mine had someone he wanted to hook me up with. It was David. He was in a lot better shape emotionally and physically, but I don’t think I would have put myself through that again.

Dream 05-23-07

I was in a hospital, waiting for the elevator. I noticed another set of silvery tube shaped elevators across the hall. I guess they were for the staff. When I got in the elevator, Aaron was there. There was also a vending machine, and there wasn’t a wall separating us from the other elevator. In the other one was a guy dressed up like a cowboy, and he had two kids with him. The little girl started running around and got smashed as we went between floors. There wasn’t hardly any blood.

Dream 05-16-07

I was going to school. It was the last few days for finals. I realized it late. Apparently I had been skipping a lot. I was distracted by something. I went home and got mostly dressed. I showed up five minutes late wearing a shirt, a bra, pajama pants and no shoes. I thought I only had one test, but the schedule had been rearranged. I had a German test and a math test. I didn’t have a pen, but managed to grab one from an open locker. I got to what I was pretty sure was my classroom. The window was papered up, but there was a little hole. I peeked in and the first person I saw, clear as day, was Enrique. I went in and both tests were being done at the same time. What really worried me was when I scanned the chalk boards I had no idea what any of it meant.

The only thing I remember from the dream before that is laying on top of a car that was going very fast across a bridge. I could see only water on either side of me and an unfinished network of pipes over me. At the end there was some kind of machine.

Dream 05-14-07

I was at an office or hospital or something with the whole cast of Friends. We were just kind of wandering around just checking the place out.

Dream 05-12-07

I don’t remember the beginning. Just that I found myself on a bus headed for college. I didn’t have much and knew I was going to have to get a job. I had to make several trips between the dorm and the bus. There was a lady from the college who kept following me and a guy on the bus who kept messing with me.

Dream 04-29-07

I was at a college. Actually going to classes and stuff. There were a couple of teachers who would go out of their way to help people. I had just gotten back from some kind of trip and apparently a few people had been attacked in, or disappeared from, my dorm. My roommate claimed to know nothing.

I was going through the place, packing up stuff because I was moving. In the litter box I found a smallish, very flat, very sharp home-made hatchet. I tried to get it to the police or something, but couldn’t find anyone. I went down to the school pool where a bunch of my classmates were gathered for some kind of trivia game. There were a lot of students with kids.

I tried to do some investigating, but came up empty handed. I went back to my new dorm to change. There was construction going on outside of my window and a real sleazy guy came up. He crawled in through my window and started messing with Elvis. When I finally got him to leave, pup followed him! I had to race to follow him. I finally got him back and the sleazy guy followed me. He kept trying to touch me. I screamed for help, but no one could hear me.

Dream 04-28-07

Started out working in some kind of office that had glue bottles all over the place. Everyone was watching a movie, but I was trying to keep busy. I was refilling some of the glue bottles when I found a small wooden box. I don’t remember what was in it, but it seemed important. I put the box back and the boss guy started following me around. He kept trying to feel me up. I managed to get away and into the parking lot where I ran into some friends who helped me escape.

After that I ended up at a family get together/vacation. We were all supposed to go see a movie. I wanted to wear my contacts, but they were nearly the size of my palms. They kept drying out and I spent a good amount of time trying unsuccessfully to get them in.

Dream 04-22-07

I remember Ann as a little girl. I played a video game with her for a while before she had to go to bed. There was juicy Fruit gum on the table.
Long before that, though, I was at a movie theater. It was between movies and everyone was just hanging out. There were even a couple of famous people there, but I don’t’ remember who.

Dream 04-17-07

Not sure if it was the beginning, but the first thing I remember is hauling ass to get away from a humongous, runaway zombie bull elephant. It was coming after me and the only person who could or would help me was Chuck Norris. He’d bait it into following him and try to trip it. In the mean time I was running between buildings trying to stay as far away as possible. When he did finally manage to trip it, I ran up a flight of stairs to the top of an apartment building so I could keep an eye on it without getting too close.

When Chuck Norris came over to say something heroic, I saw the elephant moving around to get up I screamed, jumped off of the building and practically flew maybe 100 miles until I reached a highway. It was fairly busy and I was getting really nervous, because I could sense it getting closer. Then Shaq showed up and helped me across. Not a moment too soon either. I managed my way under a giant blanket and into an ice-cream store just as it passed over.

The lady who ran the place also ran a shelter in the basement. She said I could stay as long as I needed to.

Dream 04-16-07

Started at a two-story kwik-kar. I had just gotten hired to work the computer/register, but no one would give me the sheet with the buttons on it. It was run by the guys from OCC, and they were always running around and arguing. Not even Mikey would help me out.

Aaron and Elvis were there. Aaron was busy working, and I spent a fair amount of time making sure Elvis stayed out of the way so he wouldn’t get hurt. I also tried to make myself useful by cleaning up.

After work I had to take mom to the hospital for some kind of test. It took forever. When we were going home, Aaron showed up in the car. He ended up talking to the ghost of a boy who had died in a forest fire. We also ended up on some train tracks and almost got hit by a train. Luckily we were all okay. We passed by a huge, colorful marketplace and stopped by a shop called “Green Tea”. It was run by a crazy Hindu guy. We ended up getting a bunch of food for dinner for pretty cheap.

I think there may have been more after that, but if there was, I don’t remember.

Dream 04-14-07

Aaron and I had an old nature book, so we were traveling around and seeing how much of the stuff in there was still any good. We got to a really swampy area with a beat up old shack right next to the water. He went in the water and made a little pool to catch fish. I found 3 beautiful, brand new pairs of chopsticks. When I did get into the water, I saw what appeared to be a human skeleton. I got to the head and noticed it had devil horns. It looked real, but when I got real close to it, I saw that it was a doll’s head with the horns glued on.

For a short while we walked with mom through a pet shop. I passed a small tank of fluorescent fish and tried to show her, but she wouldn’t look.
After that, Aaron and I ended up about two blocks west of Manor M.S.. Everything was the same, except we knew that instead of the mall, HEB was over there. We decided to walk over, play a crane game and then walk back before checking out the next place in the book. We got up to the school and ended up getting on a bus. It had a crane game built into the outside where a guy in a wheelchair wanted to try for something. I helped him out telekinetically and he won a skeleton with an alien head. After the bus started to go, we realized that we didn’t want to be on it. I asked the bus driver to let us off, which she was kind enough to do. We ended up on a bridge that was under construction, walking back towards HEB.

Dream 04-13-07

Started in school. It was the last two days, so we were taking exams. They really should have been a breeze for me, because I was graduating early. The first day was easy. I was prepared and relaxed. Walked away with a fancy new shirt, some kind of belt or sash and a medal for how well I did.

That night I walked to Ellie’s house to show her what all I got. I ran into her dad outside, and he wouldn’t let me in! Told me to go home, get some sleep and I could show her tomorrow. Which, of course, I didn’t get to.

I went back to school for the second set of exams. The first one I was taking in a class with Aaron. I was not ready, and kept getting distracted, because he and Elliot (no one I know) were trying to get high off of a little bit of drugs. The teacher called them out and then called me out to ask me what “wrinkle” means. I told her it was slang for a lady’s privates (?).

When we went back in, they were both making a big show of telling a story where “wrinkle” meant something else. Aaron and I fought over the drugs and he said he couldn’t trust me and after that I just couldn’t concentrate.



Aaron and I were driving around and noticed that Dairy Queen had moved to a new building next door. We went into the old building to find that it had been turned into a kind of Malt Shoppe.

He had me wait in the car while he ordered. I was sitting there and Ron Jeremy came out with a camera. He was going to take my picture, but would only do it if I wasn’t looking at him.

After he left I realized that the Malt Shoppe was next to a big concrete igloo. I had seen it in a dream before, knew it was a giant bread oven, but had never checked it out. Aaron was still inside, so I grabbed my camera and took some pictures. I went around back and there were two reenactors sitting around a little fire. They weren’t very lively, though.

Dream 04-12-07

Started at a hotel with 3 other people. They seemed really familiar, but now I don’t remember. We were there on vacation, but also waiting for Triple H to finish an audition. I was taking some interesting pictures, but then I lost my camera. Not sure if I found it again, but I may have.

In the second part, I was walking down a street, one I’ve dreamt of before. I was looking for something, but then it got dark, and I started to see star shaped fireworks.

Dream 04-11-07

It was the last day of school. For some reason everything we were taking home had to be inspected. I kept having to go back to the classroom for things I had forgotten. There were a couple of people I ended up talking to at my various points in line. I think Paul was there, I was just really glad that I had already cleaned out my locker a couple of weeks ago.

One of the items I had left behind was a little Buddha figure. It was set next to a fountain.

Dream 04-10-07

I am so glad that one’s over. First, Aaron’s driving and we’re going down this windy road over a lake. The van hits a bump and goes flying into the lake. Luckily we were able to get under the van before it sank and push it back onto the road. It was still very wet, but we got in and I started driving. He wanted to leave the van until we could have it cleaned, but we were in the middle of nowhere. We had to keep going.

Then we ended up here. Home. Sandra and Robert were here. I had some videos on my camera that I wanted them to have, but she wasn’t feeling well. They left before I could get them on disc.

Then, Aaron and I were at an eclectic sea side town. We had a couple of friends there that Aaron really looked up to because they had ties to the theater in the area. I was showing off pics of pup and his fx work, and he was shopping for supplies. Then, behind my back, one of our “friends” told him he’d never make it because his stuff “looked cheap”.

When I heard about this, I was irate! I chewed out the girl who had said it, then went off on find him. I checked all of his usual haunts, but came up empty handed. I spotted some people we were acquainted with and asked if they had seen him. One guy had. Said he looked real upset (duh) and was mumbling something about going to see Le Miserables. What?! I had spent hours talking to people I didn’t even like and he was going off to see a play without telling me?

I had to do a lot more asking around to find out when and where Le Miserables was playing. Figures it would be at a theater I didn’t know I finally got directions. As I came around the building, all of the last minute people were filing in, I got to the front steps and the doors closed. Not like I could have gotten a ticket anyway. I woke up before I had to sit on the steps for three hours waiting for him.

Dream 04-09-07

Started out at grandma’s house. Except she wasn’t there, a bunch of other people were. The whole place had been re-decorated, but there just wasn’t enough room for everybody. I couldn’t get an ounce of privacy.

Down in the basement someone’s cousin was set up in a hospital bed. I don’t know what was wrong with her. I started talking to Brak and the girl in the bed started choking on a bone or something. I preformed the Heimlich and everyone was happy. I told mom I wanted to go home.

Home was not what I expected. It was a huge temple-like building in a big crater. There were two new rope bridges that went up and seemed to be suspended in mid-air. I was married to a guy who looked like a mix between Vanilla Ice and John Cena, and he had Aaron’s personality. Also, I got the distinct impression that I was married to someone else in another state as well.

This guy was obsessed with getting me into shape. Not because he was ashamed of me. He couldn’t keep his hands off of me! No, because I wanted to get in shape. That’s what the new ladders were for. He said I was going to go up and down them until I really worked up a sweat.

I was real excited to get started but when I got outside, a huge wind picked up. The ladders whipped around like crazy and I was really scared. I didn’t want to let him down, though, so I steeled myself and walked towards them. I woke up before having to climb.

Dream 04-07-07

I’m not sure about the beginning except that Elvis was sick. We gave him some medicine, let him poop and he was all better. Carlito was there.

The second part had a lot going on. Aaron and I were at a huge house that we were going to inherit. We spent most of the time down in the basement area. A few different people would come and go, and we made some new friends. I became kinda good friends with Carlos Mencia and a lady who reminded me of Sandy.

I don’t remember how, but I ended up outside. Naked. The house was being used for some important ceremony, so I had to sneak in. I got into an area with some pews, but people were filing in so I sat in one. Luckily someone had left a blanket there, so I wrapped it around myself and continued on downstairs.

The place was mostly empty, and the furniture had been moved to make more room. I got dressed and was informed that Aaron had set me up to get a lap dance from Carlos. I thought it might be fun so I sat down and waited. He came in, flirted with me a little and then sauntered over to this skinny albino chick with a green afro! He started dancing for her, then turned to look at me. Smiling like it was a show for me.

I flipped him the double bird, got up and left. I went around the corner and found Aaron. He was French kissing a chick who was straddling his lap, had one on each knee, and one standing behind him with her boobs on his head. I said, “Well, fuck you too then” and kept walking. He said, “Aw shit” and got up to follow me. Just as I reached the front door, he grabbed my arm and I woke up.

Dream 04-03-07

We lived in kind of a small town. Every house was open to everyone, some even had their basements connected. Every day John and Leila would set up a little scavenger hunt for anyone interested in doing it. So far no one had found all of the items by the end of the day. I only tried every so often, and never came close.

I’m not sure exactly what happened next, but apparently there was a flash flood, and the building we were in started to float. Two other people and I took charge, making sure everyone was okay and finding ways to protect our “ship”. the water would come and go, and we were in danger of being boarded. Apparently the three of us had somehow made this building seaworthy in case of a flood like this.

One of the other people in charge found some antique pellet gun and several vials of pellets. They weren’t much, but better than nothing. During a lull in the flooding we ended up getting surrounded by some tribal savages. Before they could get in, I went to check the basement. No one had yet. Down there I found three escaped criminals. I knew them to be relatively benign, and they were only trying to survive as we were. One of them asked me to let them help against the attack. I was thinking of how to best use them when I woke up.

Dream 04-01-07

At first Aaron was driving. He wasn’t bad, but it was nerve wracking. Then I started driving him, dad and Mr. Bailey around, except I had to sit on the hood to do it. That was very hard. I’m not sure how I was steering. I turned down a dark, tree-lined road that had semis parked on either side. Some at very precarious angles. Dad handed me some stuff, but I couldn’t hang on to it all.

I pulled over to pick it all up and this nice gentleman came by to help. He was black, with a very strange accent. I couldn’t place if he was African or not. As we were picking up some loose papers, I noticed quite a few were some kind of old drawings. He kept calling me “Daughters”, said he liked my drawings and that “Daughters should share”. He seemed to like the ones with purple in them, so I gave him one of a girl with purple and pink hair sitting by a rock. He was very happy.

When he headed off down the road, Bruce Willis came up, talked to dad a while and was gonna talk to me when I woke up.

I think the reason Aaron’s driving made me so nervous (when it normally doesn’t) was that he had woken me up so I could drive, but for some reason with Mr. Bailey being around he ended up driving? It was weird also, because through the whole dream no one would tell me where we were going.

Dream 03-28-07

Mom and I had gone to visit grandpa. He lived on top of 3 floors of underground tunnels. They were about a block and a half long, with a lake and some people living in them, in underground homes built off of them, actually. I was nervous whenever I had to spend time in there, even though all of the people, including Kahn (“King of the Hill”), were all very nice.

One time Kahn took a couple of us on a walk on the surface. We passed through a little pond and he told us a ghost story about a couple of kids who had died there. We thought it was a great story until the ghosts of the kids came out of the lake and attacked us. We ran as fast as we could back to the tunnels, but they followed us.

Some people started packing up to leave right away. I did too, until I realized they could just as easily follow us home. The few of us who ended up being left prepared to fight them. Two of us went to Kahn and asked him what we needed to do. He started thinking, then went into a trance. He started speaking Laotian, even had Asian subtitles pop up under his face. I was about to complain that I didn’t understand when the other guy grabbed my wrist and said “I get it!”

He led me to a ledge, stepped right off of it and just floated there! He instructed me to follow him, which I did, then he explained that if we could fight on their turf then we would be victorious.

It wasn’t long after that the lights dimmed and the ghosts appeared. There were about five of us in all. We put up a helluva fight, but weren’t making any progress. Then I found out that Elvis had gotten hurt! I rushed down to him and cradled him in my arms. I chanted over and over “I’m loving so hard, but it’s just not working”. I started to cry and my tears turned into blue and pink light ors that floated around us. Suddenly he was all better!

I was furious at the spirits for what they had done, and used that energy to banish them back to the lake. Even though we won, we all decided it was probably best if we left anyway.

It was all very weird. At first I was running around the outside of a dilapidated building, trying to stay away from a psycho who wanted to kill me. When I finally got away, I ended up getting “home”. I think I was married to the guy from “Clerks”. He liked everything in the house done or setup a certain way. I didn’t mind that. What I minded very much was his little assistant bitch going ahead and doing things for me, like I didn’t know how he liked it. He was busy, but I couldn’t even get to talk to him all day.

I couldn’t take it anymore. I told him what was going on and also told him that if he couldn’t take care of that one thing for me, then I wasn’t sure I could be married to him. I started crying and walked off.

I ran into a guy, not sure who he was, but I’m pretty sure he was a fairly well respected person. I think he sent me off to find someone who, he said, could help me.

Dream 03-27-07

Towards the beginning, dad and I were talking. He asked me who Jerry-somebody was. I had no idea. He told me to look by a restaurant near the mall. I decided to finish up on the computer first. A guy (Mr. Boston again?) came over and just kept talking and talking so much I couldn’t keep up. Then mom came home and started yelling at me about the dishes. I became real upset because I had just done them. She had already made up her mind how I had screwed up and just would not listen.

I left. When I did, I ended up at a dirt path, climbing a hill and ran into Aaron and Rosario Dawson. They were driving around in an old beat-up station wagon. They kind of picked me up. I told them that if we ended up by the mall, that I had to swing by the restaurant to see if I could figure out who “Jerry” was.

They had no idea what I was talking about, but we ended up going out there anyway. We drove past, but I didn’t see anything significant. Somehow I ended up changing into a dress and dropped off. I started walking back to the restaurant (Feligirio’s?) and ran into two more people I assume I knew. I filled them in on my situation and they also had no idea. We cut through the mall. Faith was there and tried to sell me a whole handful of charity vouchers. I said “No thank you” and she got all huffy, like I was worthless for not helping.

I just blew her off and went outside. I got back to the restaurant, looked around and still didn’t’ see anything. The youngest guy from “3^rd Rock” pulled up. He was all grown up. I asked him if he knew anything. He wasn’t going to tell me at first, but I practically begged. He looked around, jumped out of the truck/van and lead me to the side of the restaurant. There was a sign that looked like a few comic book cells. He blew on the center and a face appeared, looked like Nightcrawler. I stood there, more confused than ever and he took off.

I ended up walking around the outside of a school. There were cheerleaders and people dressed for prom everywhere. I started feeling a little uncomfortable. There was a building across the street. It used to be a theater or roller rink or something, but was now abandoned. I saw two kids go in and one go out, then Aaron and Rosario came by . . . No. I was walking and was going to call them, but my phone was in my pants. I turned a corner and found Aaron’s phone on the ground. I was about to call Rosario when I ran into them. I filled them in and we still had no idea who Jerry was.

Dream 03-26-07

It was kind of confusing. I started out here. Cooking and cleaning and making sure all of the animals were inside. I looked out the window in the front door and saw a pair of headlights come at the house. The car bumped into the fence pretty hard. I thought it was AJ, but it was mom. She wanted me to put Buzz in the van so she could take AJ somewhere. I told her that didn’t make sense.

Not sure what happened next, but I found myself at the home of a family that was like the Barthles, except they were Samoan, John was a girl and I think I was a guy. The father was showing us some expensive artifacts he had picked up. Many of them had different egg shapes made from different materials. Each piece was worth at least $10k.

“John” and I went to the kitchen to be alone for a while. Dinner was cooking vigorously on the stove. One pot splattered hot grease all over my face. It didn’t burn, but just my luck, the towel I grabbed was also greasy. His (her?) dad came in to check on dinner and I woke up.

Dream 03-25-07

I was in Germany registering for my senior year. It was hard because I hadn’t gone through the pre-registration, I was so behind. That night a couple of us went up this hill and found a UFO crash site. It was on it’s side sticking into the ground. When we righted it, something inside triggered an explosion. Luckily no one was hurt.

Dream 03-24-07

Towards the beginning, there was a while where I had locked myself in a closet. AJ was doing something, and mom was trying to get at me. Not sure why. There were two padlocks on my side of the door, but somehow one of the tow of them could get them unlocked.

When I thought the coast was clear, I opened up the door. I didn’t come out in the bedroom, like I should have. I came out in a pet store. There were just rows and stacks of fish tanks. I was supposed to pick a couple for a class I was taking. I had the hardest time narrowing it down. I think I finally narrowed it down to some dark purple tetras. What really caught my attention was a section in the back that had a selection of animals that were so small they could fit in the palm of your hand.

I got one. Even though it grew quite a bit overnight, it was still adorable, and I made sure to take it to the vet. Thankfully, even being so tiny, everything was okay.

Dream 03-23-07

It happened fairly quickly. I don’t remember what I did first, but then Elvis and I were walking toward the school. A little before I got there, I sent him back to the house. I’m not sure why, but I didn’t end up going to school. I got there, but then I turned back around. Partly, I think, to make sure pup made it home safe. I felt like we had done it many times before and he was fine, but suddenly I got very worried.

I was making my way back and I started remembering the dream where I had run into the ghost in this area. Then I woke up.

Dream 03-22-07

I spent a lot of time moving around. For part of it I was trying to save Elvis. We had taken him to a groomer and she left him in a bathtub. Then we were in a fenced in area and a mean dog was trying to get at us. For a while I was by myself walking in front of some stores. That’s about all I remember.

Dream 03-21-07

I started out working on something on the computer. I think I was trying to get into my blog, but couldn’t remember the URL. Before I fully remembered, I had to go to school. I was packing my bag and mom wanted me to check which of her cameras had the most memory left. I told her I’d have to do it when I got back.

The school didn’t look like much of one on the inside. It felt more like a mall. I ran into Jana and Kristy, they were a lot younger than they are now. I held their hands and walked with them towards the cafeteria. When I got there they disappeared, but Marie and Brandy showed up. I was sitting on a table (the long kind with the attached benches) talking to them. Brandy took out some tweezers and started plucking my uni-brow. I thanked her, then Marie and a couple of their friends joined in.

Then, all of a sudden, I was alone. It was dark, so I assumed it was time to go home. I had to walk. It started to drizzle. I ran into Bam Margera (acting like he did before, not like on Jackass). He offered me a ride home. We were walking to his van when this guy started bumping into us. Bam asked him what his problem was, but he just stared at us. It was really creeping me out. Bam beat him up and as we got into his van, the guy started to get up. Just as I closed my door and he started to drive, three more people threw themselves against the van. Zombies!

We tore out of there and headed for his mother’s store. By the time we got there, it wasn’t secure at all. Everyone was around the register, and zombies had busted in the glass. I told everyone to get downstairs, where I barricaded the door. After doing that I heard Jay’s voice from above. When I realized that Silent Bob was down there with us I knew I had to let him in.

After everything was secure, I remembered there was a door which lead to the back yard that was surrounded by a huge, sturdy wooden fence. I went out, didn’t see any zombies, but the gate was open. I hauled ass to it and secured it as best I could. When I turned around, not only was everyone outside with me, but the fence was completely gone minus a few nubs in the ground! I ran back to the basement as fast as I could, practically in tears.

I was sitting on the couch, drinking a Mountain Dew, wracking my brain to figure out what to do when Jenny Bowers showed up. She said if I wanted to survive, first off I’d have to quit drinking soda. She took my Dew, but all I could manage was a weak, “But I’m thirsty.” She started talking about rations, but faded off as I woke up.

Dream 03-17-07

I ended up in an old abandoned house with Sandy, the two head guys from TAPS, and about 2 other people. I think we were somehow trapped there. There was a mostly dead girl in an adjoining room. She had an enormous gash in her arm that was full of maggots. She slept deeply most of the time, but when someone would wake her, she’d scream bloody murder. There were 3 or 4 mangy cats just loafing around, leering at everyone. After a while the TAPS guys were talking about sex. I think they were a little gay for each other. Then the dark-haired one asked if I wanted to fuck. I reluctantly agreed, mostly because I was fairly certain I was never getting out of there. Then, as he was coming towards me, he started to morph into a hideously deformed version of himself. I woke up before he touched me.

Dream 03-14-07

Aaron and I were walking down a dirt road. There was mostly grass and a few trees and bushes. The road was pretty wide, and we were walking pretty fast. Every so often we’d pass a shed in the middle of the road. After a while we came to an open clearing, like a cul-de-sac in the road, with some bushes in the center. There we found Sasha sitting to the left of the bushes as we came up.

She just sat there looking at us as we walked up to her. She looked fine; healthy and happy, but when we went to take her back home with us, she disappeared. There was a little more after that, but I don’t remember.

Dream 03-12-07

Aaron and I were in the woods with a guy who reminded me of Thomas Garner. Elvis was there too, so I waved my hand at him and sent him home so he wouldn’t get lost or hurt.

At first the woods were normal, but somehow we ended up in a place where everything was darker. The trees were gnarled, the grass was very high, and the dirt path was all muddy. A few other groups had been brought there was well. Word on the grapevine was that the Fae were looking for one of their lost family. As we walked along I began to see them, floating colored balls dashing across the path.

They led the three of us to an intersection where I found a rock-clue on the ground. Over time it had been knocked around, so I wasn’t sure where it was supposed to sit. When I picked it up I noticed some small gems in the mud. I thought it best to leave them there.

The rock had some unusual writing on it. There was a lens on one end and three rectangular mirrors on the other. The bottom was thin and smooth, like it was the part meant to keep it in place in the ground. The writing said to look through the lens to see the correct path, but that looking behind you in the mirrors would be bad. Not sure how. I looked through the lens and the path ahead of us shone brightly, so I was fairly certain that was the way to go. I put the rock back down where I was sure it should go and we continued down the path.

After a short walk we came to a building half hidden with vines. It seemed like an old church or meeting hall. There were about 20 people already inside. When we entered I got a lot of whispers and sideways glances. I was looking around a small room and realized I was holding a sheathed sword. I looped it onto my belt and headed for the large main room. I sat down on one of the many benches/pews and noticed some maps and puzzle cubes in front of me. I didn’t recognize any of the images, but noticed a few similarities between the images. Somewhere in the back of my mind I knew we were close to getting out of there, we just had to push on.

It was not far when the path and the forest disappeared, giving way to a huge gulf of water. I heard a train coming and knew we had to get on it somehow. It came through the marshy area at a steady speed, not slowing down. It started going under the water so we were able to just jump right on. It went across the gulf and came to a huge bridge. We thought it best to get off there before we were caught. The bridge was under construction, but we managed to climb u onto it and headed East, away from the forest.

Dream 03-11-07

Started out in a house, cleaning up and clearing some stuff out. Mom was going to Dallas and dad was going to LA, and they both wanted me to go with them. The dates were overlapping, and I was trying to reach a compromise.

Then Aaron, Elvis and I were at the mall. We passed a doughnut sale, but were gonna come back for them. There was a movie we were trying to get. Luckily there were a lot in stock because a bunch of people assumed it would be sold out.

On the way home, Aaron was driving. It was dark and a little rainy. We were going down a dark dirt road. Somehow I ended up outside the car trying to climb up a hill. There were dogs that were chained up minus one. It was trying to bite me, but Aaron fended it off and helped me up the hill.

Dream 03-10-07

I started out in some kind of locker room? I was getting ready for a trip. I can’t remember what happened after that, but at the end Aaron and I were sneaking around a mostly empty town trying not to be seen by the few people and dogs that were around.

Dream 03-09-07

I was on an inter-galactic scavenger hunt. A couple of friends and I would have a certain timed task to complete and a few items to find on about 5 different planets. We didn’t need space suits, and we traveled in a van. Not sure how it had been made to travel through space, but it did.

Dream 03-08-07

I started at Donald Trump’s place. It was beautiful, but he was never around to enjoy it. I was there to pick up a kitten that he wanted me to find a good home for.

I took it to my place where I had several animals. Mostly dogs and cats. Two hunters came by to borrow a bloodhound I had. They loved using him because of his playful personality, but had no desire to keep him for their own.

After the hunters left, a bunch of my friends came over. John was one of them. I was really happy to see him. We were all sitting on the porch. I brought out a feisty grey kitten with the hopes of finding it a home. We played with the kitten a while. In the end, no one wanted to keep her. After everyone left, the hunters brought back the dog. Their hunt was unsuccessful.

After that I was walking barefoot down a dirt road. It was raining harder and harder. Near the top of a hill I started to see people, so I turned around and headed back the other way. A tornado crossed my path, so I jumped to the right to avoid being sucked in. There were two more smaller tornadoes coming right at me.

I told myself to wake up. I thought I had when I found myself laying in bed. Then Aaron started yelling at me, telling me to be quiet, that I didn’t want to wake up. Then, out of confusion I suppose, I did wake up and everything was quiet.

Dream 03-07-07

It was the last day of school. I had already done real well getting all of my stuff home. Then I got to one class and there was a whole cabinet where I had left old yearbooks and papers and some clothes. There may have been a dorm because there was even a bed where I had 7 or 8 blankets. I found a small gym bag I had left, but it wasn’t big enough to hold everything so I told the teacher I’d have to come back for the rest. I think it was raining outside.

Dream 03-05-07

Aaron and I were at grandma’s old house in New jersey. There were some army type guys working on the landscaping. We helped them out with certain odd jobs and earned some respect from them. Next we were in a house, and there were some kids running around. There was a baby with the tiniest body and a really big head. I’m not sure what all was going on.

Dream 03-04-07

I wasn’t in a cave, but it was a cold, dark, closed-in area. I was digging around in a little square of dirt. There were little glowing spheres that I was digging up. They were green, pink and orange, about the size of peas. I’m not sure what they were or what they would be used for, but there were 20-30 of them just on the surface.

Dream 03-01-07

A couple of friends and I had developed a cream that gave us super strength and speed. We were battling some people who had been zombiefied. At the end of the day I went home. I got freaked out because the zombie virus got transferred to some dogs. They would just appear out of nowhere and sit and growl at me.

Dream 02-28-07

Started out in a mall. I was walking past an office and went in to ask some questions. A little girl about 5-6 years old was brought in for shoplifting then taken to another office so they could keep an eye on her until her mother showed up. I wandered around, not really going in any of the stores until I ran into some old friends in a Mexican Restaurant. We talked for a while. Not sure if I ate or not, but I wasn’t hungry when I left. I stopped by the front desk to see if the little girl’s mother had come to pick her up yet. If not I was going to offer to take her home. As I was talking to the clerk, the mother came in with four other children. She didn’t want my help so I left.

I wound up at an auditorium where I was going to be in a play. We were rehearsing. I was on top of a scaffold working on some ambience when the entire thing fell over. I wasn’t hurt, but it took a while to get everything set back up. During the play, someone bumped into it and the whole thing came down again. The play was not going to happen, obviously, so we all just milled around the aisles chatting.

That is where I met a guy who reminded me of Mr. Boston (I Love New York) except he had a wooden leg. We went back to his place where he still lived with his mom. I found out from a newspaper article that he used to be in the military, but was discharged for being a suspected drug runner. He said he didn’t do it. I tried to tell him about a doctor who would help with his leg for free, but the words wouldn’t come out right.

Dream 02-27-07

I was in a big apartment with Joey (from Friends). He had gone partially blind, so I was helping him out. As I was guiding him downstairs his girlfriend showed up and asked me what I thought I was going to get from helping him. I just stood there stunned while she took his arm and helped him down the stairs.

Dream 02-25-07

I was going to school, taking classes I had taken in a dream before. It shouldn’t have been a problem, but my history teacher wanted a 92 page report overnight. I hadn’t even written ½ a page. Mom tried to get me to write up a report for her, but I had to tell her I just couldn’t do it.

I tried going to school, but was working so hard on the report that I didn’t make it on time. I was outside waiting for the parking lot to clear out, even though there weren’t that many people anyway. I made my way over to an apartment building. There was a little bulldog puppy that had gotten out. A man called to me from the top floor and came down to grab the puppy. He was pretty cute, but I walked of before it could progress.

It started to drizzle. I got to my car and there was a kid, maybe 10 or 11 trying to drive it! He was confused because it wouldn’t start. I told him you need the key for that. I got in and started driving. There were 6 or 7 cop cars with their lights flashing off to the left. I went right to a tobacco shop. While I was looking around, I think it was about to get robbed.

Dream 02-24-07

I was at a trailer park visiting some people who were kind of like family. Some people had gone on a vacation or something and I was waiting for my copy of the video. I was some kind of photographer, had spent all day taking quick photos of some models on the balcony of a luxury suite.

Dream 02-22-07

I had a job working with either pictures or numbers. For some reason, though, I was looking for a new one. I had some newspapers, and as I looked at them they moved around, behaving more like web browsers.

Aaron and I had our room mostly cleaned up and ready to move. We just had some bagged up trash ready to go out There was something about a lion and a giant cheetah who made friends, but it seems like it was a commercial in the background.

Dream 02-21-07

I was out in the woods at home. There was some kind of reunion going on. Just a small one. Vanilla Ice was there, some kind of in-law. He didn’t have any pants for dinner so mom or someone sent me to Old Navy to get a pair. Aaron and I hopped on our bikes and headed out.

It was getting dark, so I separated my bike in the middle and took the seat and the handlebars in with me. After looking around for a while I realized I had no idea what size he wore. I called him up and he said 80-something. They didn’t’ have any jeans in that size, so I had to pick him up a pair of shiny Viscera-esque pajama bottoms.

Somehow on my way to the register I ended up talking to dad about a cheeseburger commercial on TV.

Dream 02-19-07

I’m not entirely sure how it all started, but I ended up roller skating around town in the dark. There were zombies all over the place. I went in a building and there were more in there. I made my way around and realized I had been there before. This was good, because there was a maze of doors.

I made my way to a bathroom where I could climb out of the window.

I was nearly hit by a green limo that spun out of control. There was a mass of people headed south, so I joined them. A guy came up selling plane tickets for $5. I didn’t see what good it would do, but I bought one anyway. When I pulled my wallet out of my pocket, I lost my keys. I guess it really didn’t matter if I was leaving, but I was kind of freaked out anyway.

Everyone started to sing hymns as the sun was coming up.

Dream 02-16-07

Had I dreamt of David before or was that part of this dream? Mom, dad, Aaron and I were in a secluded trailer in what looked like desert wooded area. I was on the computer playing a game when some cops came to the door. They were wanting to know about David. So I told them all about the last places I remember seeing him as well as some memories about what he was like. This cop wanted to know everything.

The thing is, upon waking, none of the things I had told her happened in the waking world. After a couple of hours she was getting up to leave and I saw him at the back window. He came around front and was apprehended. They let him come in for a while to talk to me, then took him out to the car.

The car was a regular car, and the cops were regular people. It was all a ruse to get information out of me. After knowing that, I still wasn’t mad. In fact, I was a little disappointed because when they brought him in to talk, after about 3 sentences I felt myself waking up and when I got back to sleep they were taking him to the car.

Oh! At one point I was in the kitchen and outside the window was this massive creature. In the dram it was a “bird”, but it was the size of a person, had nubs instead of wings, not feathers and a short, pliable bill that split his face horizontally. I was startled when I saw it, then it busted through the screen door and started bumping into me. I screamed, but no one helped. It was a “bird” after all, and finally it just ran away.

Dream 02-15-07

I don’t’ remember much. There was a store or something I was hiding in. there was a couple, young, who were fighting because the guy was studying with another girl. Then I was picking up some shirts and stuff that had blown on the street. I caught the eye of a guy who could have been a friend of mine from Germany.

Dream 02-11-07

First thing I remember is some girl who came to visit me. I guess she was some kind of fan? Before she left I was trying to come up with some kind of memento for her to take with her. I ended up sticking one of my rings on a chain for her.

After that I was at a hospital. There was an older lady I was visiting, but she was asleep. I went into a hallway, then into a room on the right. There were three little black children huddled together, shivering and asleep on the bed. Over a short span of time several people came in and no one knew what was wrong with the kids. I started being in the way so I went back to the room where the older lady was laying.

The room was slightly disheveled, and Herk was there. Somehow he ended up behind me with hedge clippers around my waist. I ran into the room across the hall. It was torn up, stuff all over the floor. It was not a hospital room. The window was open so I went outside.

It was a huge mansion which had been turned into some kind of dorm. It was at least 9 floors. I ran into a couple of other people who were also trying to figure out what was going on and how to get away. There was an office on the top floor, but I didn’t have the strength to fly. It was then that I realized how incredibly dark it was. I closed my eyes tight and when I opened them it was dazzling daylight. We were all in the parking lot getting into our cars. Just like that. Mine was an old yellow VW Bug. I had it stopped so I could put some stuff in the trunk. A guy there helped.

Dream 02-10-07

I was at a rec center with a bunch of other people. We were working on something, but all I remember doing is some yoga exercises.

Dream 02-09-07

I started out in what could have been a classroom. I didn’t stay there long. I left and went about 2 blocks to the right to what I thought was another classroom. It ended up being like a diner. It was mostly empty, except a handful of people.

I was talking to someone about a video or something I had left in the classroom. I was about to go back for it, but stopped when I looked outside. There was an eye/portal opened up in the sky, which was red and yellow, from which a giant red claw was emerging.

The whole area across the street was a wasteland. There were maybe four people outside of the diner, but they seemed almost frozen where they stood. My mom opened the diner door and said that it was the “end of days” and then stood frozen in the doorway. From the left came this giant of a man wearing a suit, but he was moving and acting like a rat. As he passed the diner I hid under a table so that he couldn’t see me.

The rat man went around the corner and found a person who was not frozen. He quickly grabbed this person and started eating him. I took this moment to re-close the diner doors then quickly got back under the table. I looked back up at the portal and there were bugs coming out, then the claw came back and started slashing around.

To the right I noticed two men in grey suits walking right past the rat man. As they came around the diner, which by this time was empty, I could hear them talking. The taller man said something like “This has worked perfectly.” These were two normal people, so I figured out that this was somehow a manufactured Armageddon. How or why I wasn’t sure, but s soon as I knew this, it caught the attention of these two men.

I took off running and found myself in either a hospital or an office building. I had to hide. Unfortunately, the only way to go was up. On the top floor I found a big vertical tube with some wires. I wedged myself in there and settled in to think.

I felt like I had been in there for a while, weeks or even months. Then, the tall man in the grey suit walked in to talk to another man who worked there. I could hear him thinking, wondering where I was. Then, suddenly, he looked up and caught a glimpse of me. Luckily I was fairly high off the ground and he couldn’t reach me right away. I shimmied out of the tube and took off.

I ran from room to room trying to find a suitable place to hide. I climbed up and down shelves, trying my best to come up with a plan to get out of there. I was unable to do so before waking up.

Dream 02-08-07

Aaron ad I saved a cat, looked like Buzz, except it could talk. Together we got about $100 in gift cards for it. I was taking a bunch of pictures in a building across the street. There was a lot of interesting clutter I wanted to go through, but didn’t have time. After that, Aaron and I went to the movies with Tim. They took off for the bathrooms and the girls in front of me started talking about different sex acts a person could perform to get drugs.

Dream 02-07-07

First thing I remember is Aaron and I were walking down a mud path. We had to pass by an ambulance. We got to a tunnel, sort of, where I ran into my “sisters”. They were working with some spirits. This one I saw as a floating face with a decorative circle around it. It was colored red and orange. The spirit was trapped and my youngest “sister” was trying, with no luck, to free him.

He had just died in a car wreck and was feeling guilty because his girlfriend had died in it as well. I sat on a huge rock and explained to him that the wreck wasn’t’ his fault and that she didn’t blame him. Death is a part of life. She had moved on and he should too. Just then, the ring broke and he regained his full form, turning from red to a bluish hue. He thanked us and walked off.

Then my “sisters” and I were in a study. We called on a somewhat nasty spirit who’s aid we needed. He looked much like the other had at first, only his ring was more fiery and he had some fiery, spectral appendages. My youngest “sister” got too close to him and he grabbed her and was holding a pen-knife to her throat. Very calmly I raised my hand and telepathically grabbed the knife from him. He was not happy about this at all and pulled a sword off the floor and threw it at me. I dodged it and told my “sisters” to leave the room. I explained to him that one of my “sister’s spirits had been lost, and we needed him to bring her back. He, of course, found this hilarious. Yet, somehow, we had fostered a level of respect for each other prior to this meeting, and he obliged.

I was walking out to meet up with my “sisters” when I heard a wooden “clomping” sound, and I knew he was putting her spirit into a wooden doll. This excited me because it finally explained a dream my other “sister” had where she was being followed by that same noise, but couldn’t’ see where it was coming from. Telling her was the last thing I did before waking up.

Dream 02-06-07

First I was on a bus with a handful of other people. We were on our way to a science demonstration. On the way there everyone got off the bus and started walking. I was still on it, though, and it started rolling towards everybody. I was freaking out, trying to yell at them to move. When they all finally turned around, the bus had come to a stop. I felt like a fool.

In the classroom we were all seated at one large table. There were packets of chemicals and equipment in front of us. The teacher who came in was not what any of us expected. She was kind of old, but very “New Age” and kept talking about feeling something. Also, one of her breasts kept popping out of her dress.

After that a couple of us went to a sort of community home. I was taking a bubble bath/shower and talking to this girl. Or she was talking to me. She realized before I did that there was a black guy (possibly a wrestler) in the doorway watching me. When I looked over, he walked off.

I think the girl and I had some kind of falling out, not having to do with that, though. Shortly after, another couple, the guy and I were in a car. He was driving. All of a sudden he got out of the car, so I grabbed the wheel. When we came to a stop, the guy showed back up and told me I did good.

We were at a mall. I started at a discount costume store where I picked up a black and hot pink witch costume. I walked out wearing it. Then I went to a store that sold chunks of rock with pictures etched into them. I think it was Native American artwork.

Dream 02-05-07

There was a building where something was supposed to have happened, but no one could ever find any evidence. It was all tan, padded halls with no rooms. I was about to leave when I noticed an off-color rectangle near the floor. When I knelt down to inspect it, it popped open and there was a huge room filled with stuff. When this opened, though, it awoke a ghost monster that chased me and my couple of friends around for a while. It kept coming so we decided to leave.

Dream 02-04-07

Started in a car. Somehow I was the only one going on a road trip with mom and dad. We ran out of gas in this town on top of a very steep hill. Dad was saying last time they were there he had to drive at angles to get up it. They kept calling it “France” but it looked kind of small to be a whole country.

Dad went up to one of the houses whose roof was maybe two feet from ground level. He did some counting and reached under one of the shingles and pulled out 150 Francs. They went to go get gas and I didn’t see them again.

I ran into Aaron, Tim and Faith. We went to a restaurant where Faith had a discount card. We had burgers and tacos. For our order we also got a little slot machine where we had a chance of winning a handful of diamonds.

I don’t remember eating or how we got home. I would sear, though, that at one point I was checking my email and saw a mail from John. Maybe just wishful thinking.

Dream 02-03-07

I don’t remember where I started exactly, but after leaving there I ended up at a place where a group of people, myself included, were learning some special drawing techniques.

After that a couple of us went to this big house that should have been abandoned. Three of us went inside, but one stayed outside, either because he was scare or to keep watch. We went through 3 or 4 maze-like rooms before stopping in a windowless room that was also still fully furnished. When my eyes adjusted to the darkness I realized there was a girl, sick and barely alive, on the bed. I freaked out, but calmly made my way out of the house.

The guy who was standing watch was still there and we walked off together. We crossed a lush green yard and passed a gate where a few dogs were playing. Then we got into a car and drove off. As we left the area we passed a kind of concession stand There was a guy there with a sign on his chest. I even reversed to get a better look, but all I could gather was it was an apology for something.

Dream 02-01-07

I was jumping back and forth in time, helping people with different tasks. I helped Sandra find a picture online and helped mom and dad do something for valentine’s Day. Then Aaron and I were at some kind for fort/maze. It was the middle of the night, so there was no one else there. I also ended up at a futuristic department store, where everything was connected with tubes and slides you had to travel through.

Dream 01-30-07

I think there was something to do with the mob, but I’m not sure.

Dream 01-29-07

All I remember is sitting in a dark room scanning it with a yellow-orange fluorescent light. There were these things all over the place. I think they may have been alive, but I’m not sure. I’m pretty sure I was somewhere light and fun before that, but I really don’t remember much.

Dream 01-28-07

I was at a library or bookstore. A bunch of my high school friends were there and they were all reading the same book. It was some kind of poetry book and they were signing their name after each one.

I went to the bathroom to get away from that craziness and also because I had something to do on the other side. In the bathroom I went into a stall to pee, but I picked the broken one and it went all over the floor. There was a guy in there dressed up for the celebration we were having. I begged him to switch clothes with me.

When I started putting on the costume, I looked really good. That is, until I put on the last piece which was a fake gut. It was so heavy I fell over once before actually making it to the other room, which was like a computer/video game store.

I’m not entirely sure why, but after looking around a bit, and talking to only a few people, I felt in a hurry. I lost the costume and headed for the woods. I ran until I reached a cliff. When I got there I could see an old road with a few scattered houses. Somehow I knew that meant that I had wandered on to an army base where I had gotten lost before.

Very carefully I turned around to retrace my steps. I was following along a chain link fence with barbed wire on top when I was spotted. I never saw anyone, but I knew they were there and ran anyway.

When I finally cleared the base, I dropped my phone. It broke, but in a way that it still kind of worked. I spotted mom and the van and ran up to her I woke up after showing her the phone.

Dream 01-27-07

I was at a school, really having a hard time. Always dropping stuff or late for something. There were a couple of guys I was kind of close to, but all of a sudden none of them wanted anything to do with me. I paced around the outside of the school, crying the whole time.

When I finally got a hold of myself I went to a nearby convenience store. I was looking for a demo of a game that I had just seen there, but I couldn’t find it anymore. When I was on my way home, it got very dark. I’m not sure if I was avoiding people, or if they were looking for me, but I was sneaking along a hedge so I wouldn’t be spotted.

Dream 01-25-07

I was on a vacation/field trip into the country. It was so peaceful and beautiful There was a little sore that sold all kinds of odds and ends, a huge flowing river, there were also some odd little birds. I went to get my camera, but my batteries were almost dead so I only got one picture. I also realized I was out of money with no idea how to get more. Before I woke up it started raining and it was the most wonderful sensation.

Dream 01-24-07

I think I remember spending time in another huge bathroom, but I don’t remember any details other than that.

Dream 01-23-07

The first part of my dream was amazing. I went out to the garage which was converted into a rec room. When I laid down, the room melted away and I was flying through a neighborhood with a lot of trees. It seemed so real I could feel the cool breeze against my skin.

Then the TV woke me up, but I fell back asleep pretty quickly. I was running down a sandy riverbank trying to catch a strange, colorful animal that had gotten away. I couldn’t keep up with it. When I got back to the house I found an invitation to go to the birthday of someone I didn’t know. I called the number on the card and caught fragments of 2 words before it all turned to static. I looked at the phone number again. It had a 512 or 512 area code. I didn’t know the exact name of the town, but I knew it was just outside the reach of our cell phone signals. I started to get worried so I split open the balloons that had come with the invite to see if there was a message. There wasn’t.

There was a quick little to-do at the store where I worked, but my business partner had it under control. Back at the house I was in the living room with 2 or 3 of my housemates. We were hearing a bunch of mice. One of the girls looked behind the couch and within seconds the room was covered in 100s of mice. After some creative maneuvering I finally got the front door open and we started sweeping them out.



I was inside a dorm room at a special place for people with these certain special pets. We were all there so we could take care of them the way they needed to be. I went down the hall a ways to talk to a guy I had made friends with. There was a disease that was sweeping through the area, turning the pets all grey-green and sickly. I wanted to get us and our pets out of there right away.

I found him and told him what was going on. He said he knew how we could get out. We gathered up our pets and left for the yard on the other side of the building. There was a small airplane that we could use. We all climbed in and it started right up.

I had to maneuver carefully because there wasn’t much gas or much room to take off. I ended up spiraling around the main building trying to gain enough altitude to clear the trees. When I got up high enough I saw a landmark that I knew from somewhere else. It’s a huge tree with a bunch of buildings on top, like a town. I tried not to dwell on it, because that’s not where I was headed. I wasn’t sure where we were going, but I knew it had to be much further away.

Dream 01-22-07

Aaron and I were driving down a road. We came across a store that sold some cell phone stuff. We pulled up and went inside, but the stuff they sold didn’t match our phones.

We left and ended up at a tiny cube of a house trying to recreate a dessert we had made before, but we only had two of the cinnamon apple slices left.

Dream 01-20-07

Started out right here, except it was more secluded and we had different neighbors in front of us. Both mom and Annalisa’s cars had broken down in the driveway. The neighbors helped get them lined up so it would be easier when we called someone to pick them up.

Then Aaron and I got to cleaning out both cars. There was tons of trash in both of them. Robert M was living across from us and he came out to help as well. It was kind of awkward. I thought he had something to tell me, but I was never alone with him long enough to find out.

After that I was running all over a town trying to find physical evidence of the Ghost Pirates that were roaming around.

Dream 01-18-07

I was in a big house trailer that was set up way out in the woods. The biggest problem was that it was nearly surrounded by mud that got up to waist deep.

Mom left and I was there with Jerry and a guy I didn’t quite know. I had kind of a crush on Jerry and tried to get him to help me with something, but he left. I was about to talk to the other guy when I heard loud bass. AJ was back. Not only that, but her girlfriend was driving her car and she was driving a little RV with 3 guys in the back.

I tried to close the gate, but they pushed their way in. I told them I was gonna call 911, but no one listened. When I got to the phone there was no dial-tone. They all piled into the bathroom, except her girlfriend who laid down on the couch.

Everyone had left headphones on the bathroom doorknob, ad my first thought was to take them and hide them. I was looking for a good place to hide them when I heard Aaron’s voice tell me I could do better than that. That gave me an idea.

I went and casually told the girlfriend that she was probably gonna get kicked out for this. She didn’t believe me at first, but I remained calm as I answered her questions and she finally got everyone together and left.

Shortly after I was outside surveying the mud with a friend of mine. She was concerned because she had seen something. We ended up wading all around the house, but didn’t see anything unusual. On the far side of the property we did come across a chain link fence. We hoisted ourselves out of the mud and followed it. A little ways down I saw a paper sign hanging off that said the fence was electrified. She had touched it when we first approached it, though so I wasn’t sure it still was.

On the other side of the fence we spotted a high school. It looked abandoned, so we climbed over the fence. As we got closer, we ended up nearly surrounded by people. We fought our way out and got to a short brick wall where matching blue with white stars superhero costumes were waiting for us. We slipped them on, jumped over the wall and came face to face with the faculty. I woke up after throwing a few punches.

Dream 01-17-07

I was out with Aaron and 2 small dogs at a restaurant. We did grab some food, but our main purpose was to rest and regroup.

After that I was walking down a path that went by a large aquarium. I ran into a guy who was a mix of Anthony and Billy. He was teasing and tempting me. He keeps mentioning mementos of our past exploits together that he’s giving to me. We didn’t even get one last run before I woke up.

Dream 01-14-07

Aaron and I were at a mall. We had Elvis with us. It was hard to keep an eye on him, especially when we went through areas where there was construction. We made our way to an employee’s lounge. There was a girl there with a Beta in a bowl, but it was sick. I cleaned out the bowl and rearranged the stuff inside and the Beta started getting better. It was purple mostly with some dark blue. I’m pretty sure we left the employee’s area, but I don’t remember what happened after that.



I was part of a celebrity game show thing. There were 6 or 8 of us in a small town. I was working at a coffee shop as part of the cooking challenges.

Then we were on a mountain path. There were wrapped presents, unwrapped presents, wrapping paper and utensils. I’m not entirely sure what we were doing, but Tony Hawk, Vern and I were zipping up and down the path gathering everything up. As we came around a bend I tipped the handle of a knife and nearly sent it over the edge of the cliff. Tony stopped and nabbed it with a spatula.

We got back down to the bottom of the path and were putting everything in a pile. There were a couple of little stuffed animals I had brought down. Tony bought one on the spot. Either for me or because of me or both I think, but I didn’t find out for sure.

Dream 01-13-07

I don’t know where I was exactly. Aaron and I were trying to move stuff from the car to the house, trying to keep everything organized. All of a sudden I found myself in the van, on the road with a truck coming right at me. I knew there was going to be a wreck. I’m not sure if I did it or not, but the truck stopped and backtracked all the way to the end of the street giving me enough time to get to the house safely. I think we had pizza.

Dream 01-12-07

I started out playing a South Park game. I was moving the kids across a landscape to get them to a place with something . . . Waffles, maybe?

Then I ended up being the coach of this figure skating girl. I had a hard time getting to her because cops were all over the place and the roads were really narrow. When I got to the arena I kept being unprepared. I felt bad because I had nothing ready to turn in for her and she kept being penalized. Luckily the whole team did well enough for everyone to advance.

After that I ended up on a boat. There were two old guys who were a little senile navigating through some glaciers to get to a special island. I don’t think anything happened to the boat, but I ended up on a big, floating chunk of ice. Will Ferrell and another guy were on it with me. Rather, I was on it with then. They passed by a girl and a guy who were stuck on a billboard. Something about the way they did it was terribly funny. I told them as much, but also mentioned that it would be nice to stop and help. I guess I struck a chord because they turned around and went back.

First I froze the water around the billboard to give them something to stand on. Unfortunately I hadn’t noticed the guy’s feet were in the water. I woke up while I was thawing them so he could get out.



I was in “King of the Hill.” Everything took place in a giant trailer. I was searching for something to help out Hank and Peggy, but it was hard to find anything in all the clutter. I kept getting soot smudged all over my face. I ran into Joseph in a large room in the back. There was no one around and we started fooling around. He was eager, but also skilled. I couldn’t believe it. I was gathering up my stuff to go and he just kept following me with hungry eyes. I saw myself in the bathroom mirror and my face was still smudged. I asked him why he didn’t tell me and he just made a lustful noise deep in his throat. Even though the Hill’s had returned, I jumped on him one more time before leaving.

Dream 01-11-07

I made a trip to Japan to help out with a play that some people were working on. I’m not sure what It was about, but we didn’t make much progress. I ran into Ron Jeremy and tried to talk to him, but didn’t get a chance to.

For some reason we were all clearing out of the area we were working in. Like something bad was coming. I remember trying to email some people when I got back home.

Dream 01-10-07

Something had happened so that only about 10% of the people in the world were alive and well. I didn’t run into zombies or mutants or anything, but I knew there was something out there to be afraid of.

Most people banded together with friends or family and found a safe place to live. I was always on the move. First I visited a friend (Ellie?) and helped her to relocate. Then I went to see mom and dad. I brought them some supplies and helped them clean up the building they had moved into. They were getting ready to go out which made me happy.

Next I spent some time underground. There was a whole little community down there. First I visited my “best friend” and we swapped clothes. Then I went and saw some ladies who were having dinner together. Their kids had gotten married, but something had happened at the reception. I think the mother-in-law had a fling with the bride and she felt bad because she thought that’s why the marriage didn’t work out.

On my way back to the surface I ran into some cartoons.



I spent some time at an old pier where there were 20 or so sand sculptures. I wanted some ice-cream, but it kept melting. Then I was helping restore an old house. A slightly older guy was picking out glass for some light fixtures and I helped. I really think I’ve had this dream before. If not together, then separate.

Dream 01-09-07

There was a lot going on. At one point I was trying to drive up a rocky path in a car that wasn’t working very well. I think I was trying to get away.

Then I ended up at a school. I felt like I was there for a while, but I don’t quite remember much before the end. I ran into Jason. I tried talking to him, but he was acting funny. Apparently his father had died and he was upset that no one had bothered to talk to him in such a long time, that no one knew how he was now. I never got a chance to respond. Just as well since I really couldn’t think of anything good to say.

In class I found myself eating some weird crackers. They weren’t great, but I was hungry. The teacher was a little unusual. He had us playing baseball, only no one ran bases, and your position changed as the game revolved around the room. I wasn’t paying attention when I became catcher and missed the ball. I found it behind my chair, it was all mashed up but I threw it anyway and the game continued.

Dream 01-08-07

At first I was trying to clean my room, but mom kept trying to give me more crap to put in there. There was a guy at school who refused to move from this porch area. Some kind of protest maybe? Then I spent some at a convenience store where a friend of mine worked. It was around midnight when we left. We were driving down the highway and there was a wreck right in front of us. There was a small fire. We stopped to pull them out of the cars. The guy I was helping was feeling frisky and grabbed at me. I didn’t mind because I knew he was going to be okay.

I was working at a department store. I think I had just started working there. I was wearing some kind of faerie costume. They had me running around cleaning up after a cat that was getting sick and pooping everywhere. It was all mucus-y and gross, but I did my best to keep up.

Dream 01-07-07

I think I was with some classmates, I guess on a field trip or something. It was an open area with walls and stairs and picnic tables all around. We were standing in line for what was supposed to be a really crazy mini-haunted house. I had already been and wasn’t impressed. Whatever the gimmick was, I knew it was done with twins.

The guy I was with made some comment which really upset me. I could feel myself starting to cry so I took off and sat at one of the picnic tables to calm down.

Next thing I remember is standing in line at a convenience store. Penn (from Penn & Teller) was in line in front of me. I asked for his autograph and gave him a piece of paper. He doodled all over it, but never signed it.

Dream 01-06-07

It was me and 3 or 4 friends. We were at an old grocery store investigating some ghosts that were there. They weren’t exactly ghosts, but something else. They were black forms with glowing red eyes. They were really attracted to me especially, and we got at least 3 of them on video.

After that we were walking down Trimmier by the bank. A big military truck pulled up and ushered us inside, then they started shooting at the bank. There were terrorists stationed all over the place and a lot of innocent people got caught in the crossfire. There was one final explosion that barely missed us, but disintegrated the last of the terrorists and one of the military guys. Another guy helped strap us into the truck to take us home.

Dream 01-05-07

My family and I were out in the country. We were trying to get somewhere. I remember a big box of chicken nuggets and some zombie-like people were wandering around, but not enough to really be concerned about. At the end of the dream I ended up back here sorting through some mail that was left on the porch.

Dream 01-04-07

I’m pretty sure I started at a school. I was sent off to pick up some girl scout cookies. Shouldn’t have been a problem, but the place I went to that should have had them didn’t have the right kind.

Next thing I knew I was working on filming an ad. Another girl and I were in lingerie, but we were selling diamonds, but we were wearing contacts with pumpkins on them. I looked I a mirror and noticed my eyes were brown, which I did find odd. We never got the ad right either.

Dream 01-03-07

I think I started out on an island, in a small village where everyone was friendly and fun. There was on guy in particular who was soft-spoken and strong. We were all gathering for dinner in the center of town when I suddenly found myself at the apartments in Germany.

I got the impression I had been there awhile. When I showed up at a wedding in the building, no one thought it was odd that I was there, even though I hadn’t been invited. The bride showed off the figurines that had been on her wedding cake to me before giving me a slice.

When I turned around, most of the people were gone. All that was left was the bride, groom, a man who could have been Brad Garret and myself. And, of course, the pilot, because we were now in an airplane on our way to Hawaii. The bride and groom were going to skydive or something to kick off their honeymoon. Brad and I (and a couple of other people who had shown up) were to be taken back t the mainland.

Unfortunately the pilot was old and scatterbrained and, in fact, died while taking off. We were nearly backed into a train, but I managed to get us enough left to avoid that and several other structures. I brought the plane down as best I could near an abandoned junk yard. We got out only to turn back and realize that the dead pilot had turned into a pirate zombie. He started to come after us and I made for the car lot in hopes that at least one would work so I could get away.

The car I picked would have been very fast if I could have kept it going. The engine kept cutting out. The key was a miniature version of the car, 1/3 of the left side could be turned ¼ revolution and I could hear the engine turning over, but it wouldn’t always catch.



Started at a library I’ve been to in dreams before. I was there with someone but she was on the computer behind me. I think it was Sandra. The staff was being very rude so we left early. She was driving, but not very well. I had to keep telling her to get over.

I had her let me out at a shopping center. I wanted to pick up some things, but Elvis showed up and I couldn’t take him into any of the stores with me.

Then I ended up on some kind of military base. I wandered through a chemistry class, but that’s not why I was there. I was looking for a door. I ran into a general and he took me to his office. He told me he knew of 3 doors, one of which would take me where I wanted to go. He held up a key and 3 colored doors appeared on the wall. He said these were reflections, the actual doors were elsewhere. I don’t know why he showed me because he also said he couldn’t allow me to look for them. I told him I would and he really couldn’t stop me. I knew he wouldn’t be violent. He was a good guy.

That night I went out on a test run. There was a deep underground tank of water. I was fairly certain that’s where my door was, even though there was only one guard watching. I wore a sundress and headband and had my stuffed cow. No shoes. I had made myself invisible so I could move around undetected, but that wouldn’t help once I jumped in the water.

I set my cow down by a tank and walked to the water’s edge. I threw off my headband which caught the guards attention, then I jumped in. He noticed the splash and jumped in after me. We sank fairly deep, but he never let go. Nearly chocked, then I took a deep breath and was fine. Then something happened and he started chocking. I grabbed onto him and pulled him out of the water. I felt an incredible connection to him and did not want him to die. I performed CPR and he coughed up all of the water.

He thanked me and we got to our feet. I could sense that he didn’t want to take me in, but he had to. I hugged him fiercely and he just held onto me until I let go. Before we set off for the general’s office I noticed that he had lost his boots and both of our toes were painted cream and turquoise.

Dream 01-02-07

I was at a field trip or something at a hospital/school. The building was huge which made me feel a lot better when a huge storm started rolling in. I went to the bathroom and there was a line, but there were plenty of stalls empty. Once I pointed that out the line went a lot quicker.

I ended up hanging out with a guy that seemed a lot younger. For some reason mom came and picked us up to see a movie. We went to a restaurant first. The food was good, but I had the hardest time deciding what I wanted and the table we sat at was pink and purple and kind of ugly.

Then on the way to his house we picked up Thomas who, I guess, was his brother. When he got in the van he came back and kissed me. It was a lot more awkward than I would have expected.

The whole neighborhood was totally deserted. For some reason the kid was driving the van and nearly backed us into a ditch. I’m not entirely sure what we were doing there. My necklace broke and he tried to help me fix it, but only made it worse. When we left people started appearing and slowly the neighborhood started looking normal.

Dream 01-01-07

First I had to practically escape my house. There were eyes on me all the time. I went to an office building where I apparently worked. I was meeting some people for dinner. For some reason I was only wearing a sweater.

I ran into a guy who was like a mentor to me. He told me that some friends of mine were being forced to sell their company so I went over to talk to them. I had an idea to help them, but the waitress would not leave us alone. I was about to buy her a drink to get rid of her, but she snapped, grabbed a girl’s book and started yelling at us. I snatched the book back, told her off and asked my friends to meet me outside for a smoke so I could tell them about my plan.

Outside I ran into Ryan and asked him if my idea to lure other potential bidders away so that I was the only one there was even legal. He never got a chance to answer. The girl of the company said there wasn’t enough time.

Then there was a big mass of a parade with someone else I knew right in the center. I joined in then took a shortcut to my house to get changed. I ran back into her in front of my house, sans mob. I never knew she lived on my street in the beautiful Asian decorated house.

There was something interesting about the waitress. Apparently we were in some kind of theater guild together. I was going to ask her why she didn’t just say something if she was feeling so bad, but then I saw it. It all came out in her performances. Unfortunately by the time she snapped it was too late. I think she had to be carted off.