Dream 03-28-07

Mom and I had gone to visit grandpa. He lived on top of 3 floors of underground tunnels. They were about a block and a half long, with a lake and some people living in them, in underground homes built off of them, actually. I was nervous whenever I had to spend time in there, even though all of the people, including Kahn (“King of the Hill”), were all very nice.

One time Kahn took a couple of us on a walk on the surface. We passed through a little pond and he told us a ghost story about a couple of kids who had died there. We thought it was a great story until the ghosts of the kids came out of the lake and attacked us. We ran as fast as we could back to the tunnels, but they followed us.

Some people started packing up to leave right away. I did too, until I realized they could just as easily follow us home. The few of us who ended up being left prepared to fight them. Two of us went to Kahn and asked him what we needed to do. He started thinking, then went into a trance. He started speaking Laotian, even had Asian subtitles pop up under his face. I was about to complain that I didn’t understand when the other guy grabbed my wrist and said “I get it!”

He led me to a ledge, stepped right off of it and just floated there! He instructed me to follow him, which I did, then he explained that if we could fight on their turf then we would be victorious.

It wasn’t long after that the lights dimmed and the ghosts appeared. There were about five of us in all. We put up a helluva fight, but weren’t making any progress. Then I found out that Elvis had gotten hurt! I rushed down to him and cradled him in my arms. I chanted over and over “I’m loving so hard, but it’s just not working”. I started to cry and my tears turned into blue and pink light ors that floated around us. Suddenly he was all better!

I was furious at the spirits for what they had done, and used that energy to banish them back to the lake. Even though we won, we all decided it was probably best if we left anyway.

It was all very weird. At first I was running around the outside of a dilapidated building, trying to stay away from a psycho who wanted to kill me. When I finally got away, I ended up getting “home”. I think I was married to the guy from “Clerks”. He liked everything in the house done or setup a certain way. I didn’t mind that. What I minded very much was his little assistant bitch going ahead and doing things for me, like I didn’t know how he liked it. He was busy, but I couldn’t even get to talk to him all day.

I couldn’t take it anymore. I told him what was going on and also told him that if he couldn’t take care of that one thing for me, then I wasn’t sure I could be married to him. I started crying and walked off.

I ran into a guy, not sure who he was, but I’m pretty sure he was a fairly well respected person. I think he sent me off to find someone who, he said, could help me.

Dream 03-27-07

Towards the beginning, dad and I were talking. He asked me who Jerry-somebody was. I had no idea. He told me to look by a restaurant near the mall. I decided to finish up on the computer first. A guy (Mr. Boston again?) came over and just kept talking and talking so much I couldn’t keep up. Then mom came home and started yelling at me about the dishes. I became real upset because I had just done them. She had already made up her mind how I had screwed up and just would not listen.

I left. When I did, I ended up at a dirt path, climbing a hill and ran into Aaron and Rosario Dawson. They were driving around in an old beat-up station wagon. They kind of picked me up. I told them that if we ended up by the mall, that I had to swing by the restaurant to see if I could figure out who “Jerry” was.

They had no idea what I was talking about, but we ended up going out there anyway. We drove past, but I didn’t see anything significant. Somehow I ended up changing into a dress and dropped off. I started walking back to the restaurant (Feligirio’s?) and ran into two more people I assume I knew. I filled them in on my situation and they also had no idea. We cut through the mall. Faith was there and tried to sell me a whole handful of charity vouchers. I said “No thank you” and she got all huffy, like I was worthless for not helping.

I just blew her off and went outside. I got back to the restaurant, looked around and still didn’t’ see anything. The youngest guy from “3^rd Rock” pulled up. He was all grown up. I asked him if he knew anything. He wasn’t going to tell me at first, but I practically begged. He looked around, jumped out of the truck/van and lead me to the side of the restaurant. There was a sign that looked like a few comic book cells. He blew on the center and a face appeared, looked like Nightcrawler. I stood there, more confused than ever and he took off.

I ended up walking around the outside of a school. There were cheerleaders and people dressed for prom everywhere. I started feeling a little uncomfortable. There was a building across the street. It used to be a theater or roller rink or something, but was now abandoned. I saw two kids go in and one go out, then Aaron and Rosario came by . . . No. I was walking and was going to call them, but my phone was in my pants. I turned a corner and found Aaron’s phone on the ground. I was about to call Rosario when I ran into them. I filled them in and we still had no idea who Jerry was.

Dream 03-26-07

It was kind of confusing. I started out here. Cooking and cleaning and making sure all of the animals were inside. I looked out the window in the front door and saw a pair of headlights come at the house. The car bumped into the fence pretty hard. I thought it was AJ, but it was mom. She wanted me to put Buzz in the van so she could take AJ somewhere. I told her that didn’t make sense.

Not sure what happened next, but I found myself at the home of a family that was like the Barthles, except they were Samoan, John was a girl and I think I was a guy. The father was showing us some expensive artifacts he had picked up. Many of them had different egg shapes made from different materials. Each piece was worth at least $10k.

“John” and I went to the kitchen to be alone for a while. Dinner was cooking vigorously on the stove. One pot splattered hot grease all over my face. It didn’t burn, but just my luck, the towel I grabbed was also greasy. His (her?) dad came in to check on dinner and I woke up.

Dream 03-25-07

I was in Germany registering for my senior year. It was hard because I hadn’t gone through the pre-registration, I was so behind. That night a couple of us went up this hill and found a UFO crash site. It was on it’s side sticking into the ground. When we righted it, something inside triggered an explosion. Luckily no one was hurt.

Dream 03-24-07

Towards the beginning, there was a while where I had locked myself in a closet. AJ was doing something, and mom was trying to get at me. Not sure why. There were two padlocks on my side of the door, but somehow one of the tow of them could get them unlocked.

When I thought the coast was clear, I opened up the door. I didn’t come out in the bedroom, like I should have. I came out in a pet store. There were just rows and stacks of fish tanks. I was supposed to pick a couple for a class I was taking. I had the hardest time narrowing it down. I think I finally narrowed it down to some dark purple tetras. What really caught my attention was a section in the back that had a selection of animals that were so small they could fit in the palm of your hand.

I got one. Even though it grew quite a bit overnight, it was still adorable, and I made sure to take it to the vet. Thankfully, even being so tiny, everything was okay.

Dream 03-23-07

It happened fairly quickly. I don’t remember what I did first, but then Elvis and I were walking toward the school. A little before I got there, I sent him back to the house. I’m not sure why, but I didn’t end up going to school. I got there, but then I turned back around. Partly, I think, to make sure pup made it home safe. I felt like we had done it many times before and he was fine, but suddenly I got very worried.

I was making my way back and I started remembering the dream where I had run into the ghost in this area. Then I woke up.

Dream 03-22-07

I spent a lot of time moving around. For part of it I was trying to save Elvis. We had taken him to a groomer and she left him in a bathtub. Then we were in a fenced in area and a mean dog was trying to get at us. For a while I was by myself walking in front of some stores. That’s about all I remember.

Dream 03-21-07

I started out working on something on the computer. I think I was trying to get into my blog, but couldn’t remember the URL. Before I fully remembered, I had to go to school. I was packing my bag and mom wanted me to check which of her cameras had the most memory left. I told her I’d have to do it when I got back.

The school didn’t look like much of one on the inside. It felt more like a mall. I ran into Jana and Kristy, they were a lot younger than they are now. I held their hands and walked with them towards the cafeteria. When I got there they disappeared, but Marie and Brandy showed up. I was sitting on a table (the long kind with the attached benches) talking to them. Brandy took out some tweezers and started plucking my uni-brow. I thanked her, then Marie and a couple of their friends joined in.

Then, all of a sudden, I was alone. It was dark, so I assumed it was time to go home. I had to walk. It started to drizzle. I ran into Bam Margera (acting like he did before, not like on Jackass). He offered me a ride home. We were walking to his van when this guy started bumping into us. Bam asked him what his problem was, but he just stared at us. It was really creeping me out. Bam beat him up and as we got into his van, the guy started to get up. Just as I closed my door and he started to drive, three more people threw themselves against the van. Zombies!

We tore out of there and headed for his mother’s store. By the time we got there, it wasn’t secure at all. Everyone was around the register, and zombies had busted in the glass. I told everyone to get downstairs, where I barricaded the door. After doing that I heard Jay’s voice from above. When I realized that Silent Bob was down there with us I knew I had to let him in.

After everything was secure, I remembered there was a door which lead to the back yard that was surrounded by a huge, sturdy wooden fence. I went out, didn’t see any zombies, but the gate was open. I hauled ass to it and secured it as best I could. When I turned around, not only was everyone outside with me, but the fence was completely gone minus a few nubs in the ground! I ran back to the basement as fast as I could, practically in tears.

I was sitting on the couch, drinking a Mountain Dew, wracking my brain to figure out what to do when Jenny Bowers showed up. She said if I wanted to survive, first off I’d have to quit drinking soda. She took my Dew, but all I could manage was a weak, “But I’m thirsty.” She started talking about rations, but faded off as I woke up.

Dream 03-17-07

I ended up in an old abandoned house with Sandy, the two head guys from TAPS, and about 2 other people. I think we were somehow trapped there. There was a mostly dead girl in an adjoining room. She had an enormous gash in her arm that was full of maggots. She slept deeply most of the time, but when someone would wake her, she’d scream bloody murder. There were 3 or 4 mangy cats just loafing around, leering at everyone. After a while the TAPS guys were talking about sex. I think they were a little gay for each other. Then the dark-haired one asked if I wanted to fuck. I reluctantly agreed, mostly because I was fairly certain I was never getting out of there. Then, as he was coming towards me, he started to morph into a hideously deformed version of himself. I woke up before he touched me.

Dream 03-14-07

Aaron and I were walking down a dirt road. There was mostly grass and a few trees and bushes. The road was pretty wide, and we were walking pretty fast. Every so often we’d pass a shed in the middle of the road. After a while we came to an open clearing, like a cul-de-sac in the road, with some bushes in the center. There we found Sasha sitting to the left of the bushes as we came up.

She just sat there looking at us as we walked up to her. She looked fine; healthy and happy, but when we went to take her back home with us, she disappeared. There was a little more after that, but I don’t remember.

Dream 03-12-07

Aaron and I were in the woods with a guy who reminded me of Thomas Garner. Elvis was there too, so I waved my hand at him and sent him home so he wouldn’t get lost or hurt.

At first the woods were normal, but somehow we ended up in a place where everything was darker. The trees were gnarled, the grass was very high, and the dirt path was all muddy. A few other groups had been brought there was well. Word on the grapevine was that the Fae were looking for one of their lost family. As we walked along I began to see them, floating colored balls dashing across the path.

They led the three of us to an intersection where I found a rock-clue on the ground. Over time it had been knocked around, so I wasn’t sure where it was supposed to sit. When I picked it up I noticed some small gems in the mud. I thought it best to leave them there.

The rock had some unusual writing on it. There was a lens on one end and three rectangular mirrors on the other. The bottom was thin and smooth, like it was the part meant to keep it in place in the ground. The writing said to look through the lens to see the correct path, but that looking behind you in the mirrors would be bad. Not sure how. I looked through the lens and the path ahead of us shone brightly, so I was fairly certain that was the way to go. I put the rock back down where I was sure it should go and we continued down the path.

After a short walk we came to a building half hidden with vines. It seemed like an old church or meeting hall. There were about 20 people already inside. When we entered I got a lot of whispers and sideways glances. I was looking around a small room and realized I was holding a sheathed sword. I looped it onto my belt and headed for the large main room. I sat down on one of the many benches/pews and noticed some maps and puzzle cubes in front of me. I didn’t recognize any of the images, but noticed a few similarities between the images. Somewhere in the back of my mind I knew we were close to getting out of there, we just had to push on.

It was not far when the path and the forest disappeared, giving way to a huge gulf of water. I heard a train coming and knew we had to get on it somehow. It came through the marshy area at a steady speed, not slowing down. It started going under the water so we were able to just jump right on. It went across the gulf and came to a huge bridge. We thought it best to get off there before we were caught. The bridge was under construction, but we managed to climb u onto it and headed East, away from the forest.

Dream 03-11-07

Started out in a house, cleaning up and clearing some stuff out. Mom was going to Dallas and dad was going to LA, and they both wanted me to go with them. The dates were overlapping, and I was trying to reach a compromise.

Then Aaron, Elvis and I were at the mall. We passed a doughnut sale, but were gonna come back for them. There was a movie we were trying to get. Luckily there were a lot in stock because a bunch of people assumed it would be sold out.

On the way home, Aaron was driving. It was dark and a little rainy. We were going down a dark dirt road. Somehow I ended up outside the car trying to climb up a hill. There were dogs that were chained up minus one. It was trying to bite me, but Aaron fended it off and helped me up the hill.

Dream 03-10-07

I started out in some kind of locker room? I was getting ready for a trip. I can’t remember what happened after that, but at the end Aaron and I were sneaking around a mostly empty town trying not to be seen by the few people and dogs that were around.

Dream 03-09-07

I was on an inter-galactic scavenger hunt. A couple of friends and I would have a certain timed task to complete and a few items to find on about 5 different planets. We didn’t need space suits, and we traveled in a van. Not sure how it had been made to travel through space, but it did.

Dream 03-08-07

I started at Donald Trump’s place. It was beautiful, but he was never around to enjoy it. I was there to pick up a kitten that he wanted me to find a good home for.

I took it to my place where I had several animals. Mostly dogs and cats. Two hunters came by to borrow a bloodhound I had. They loved using him because of his playful personality, but had no desire to keep him for their own.

After the hunters left, a bunch of my friends came over. John was one of them. I was really happy to see him. We were all sitting on the porch. I brought out a feisty grey kitten with the hopes of finding it a home. We played with the kitten a while. In the end, no one wanted to keep her. After everyone left, the hunters brought back the dog. Their hunt was unsuccessful.

After that I was walking barefoot down a dirt road. It was raining harder and harder. Near the top of a hill I started to see people, so I turned around and headed back the other way. A tornado crossed my path, so I jumped to the right to avoid being sucked in. There were two more smaller tornadoes coming right at me.

I told myself to wake up. I thought I had when I found myself laying in bed. Then Aaron started yelling at me, telling me to be quiet, that I didn’t want to wake up. Then, out of confusion I suppose, I did wake up and everything was quiet.

Dream 03-07-07

It was the last day of school. I had already done real well getting all of my stuff home. Then I got to one class and there was a whole cabinet where I had left old yearbooks and papers and some clothes. There may have been a dorm because there was even a bed where I had 7 or 8 blankets. I found a small gym bag I had left, but it wasn’t big enough to hold everything so I told the teacher I’d have to come back for the rest. I think it was raining outside.

Dream 03-05-07

Aaron and I were at grandma’s old house in New jersey. There were some army type guys working on the landscaping. We helped them out with certain odd jobs and earned some respect from them. Next we were in a house, and there were some kids running around. There was a baby with the tiniest body and a really big head. I’m not sure what all was going on.

Dream 03-04-07

I wasn’t in a cave, but it was a cold, dark, closed-in area. I was digging around in a little square of dirt. There were little glowing spheres that I was digging up. They were green, pink and orange, about the size of peas. I’m not sure what they were or what they would be used for, but there were 20-30 of them just on the surface.

Dream 03-01-07

A couple of friends and I had developed a cream that gave us super strength and speed. We were battling some people who had been zombiefied. At the end of the day I went home. I got freaked out because the zombie virus got transferred to some dogs. They would just appear out of nowhere and sit and growl at me.