Dream 01-06-10

I was pregnant. Very pregnant. The weird thing about that was my belly felt . . . stiff around the edges. Anyway, birthing time was near so Aaron, my mom, my dad, Sandy, some guy I don't know and myself piled into the van and went to the birthing place. Not quite a hospital, more like a specialized birth-giving center. The outside was red-brown brick, the inside was darker than I expected. A nurse came by to give us the paperwork and suddenly I really had to pee. My mom stayed to fill out paperwork and Sandy went with me to the bathroom. That was weird. They had normal bathroom stalls, except the toilet was turned sideways so that when I sat on it my nose and belly were practically touching the wall. I guess I could've sat on the toilet sideways . . . but I didn't think about that 'til after I woke up. Anyway, after I relieved myself Sandy and I were trying to make our way back to everyone else, but we got lost. We ended up outside on this bridge. Some kid ('bout 14 years old, yellow-blonde hair) driving a Mini Cooper practically flies over the bridge and crashes on the other side. We look over and it's just a mangled mess. Unfortunately the baby is wanting to come out so we head back towards the building figuring we can get help on the way. All of a sudden this creepy yellow-headed kid comes running out of nowhere and corners me. He's got a long almost lizard tongue and he's licking it over my belly! Sandy grabs a brick and is wailing on the back of his head, but it doesn't do any good. . . . that's when I woke up.