Dream 04-29-07

I was at a college. Actually going to classes and stuff. There were a couple of teachers who would go out of their way to help people. I had just gotten back from some kind of trip and apparently a few people had been attacked in, or disappeared from, my dorm. My roommate claimed to know nothing.

I was going through the place, packing up stuff because I was moving. In the litter box I found a smallish, very flat, very sharp home-made hatchet. I tried to get it to the police or something, but couldn’t find anyone. I went down to the school pool where a bunch of my classmates were gathered for some kind of trivia game. There were a lot of students with kids.

I tried to do some investigating, but came up empty handed. I went back to my new dorm to change. There was construction going on outside of my window and a real sleazy guy came up. He crawled in through my window and started messing with Elvis. When I finally got him to leave, pup followed him! I had to race to follow him. I finally got him back and the sleazy guy followed me. He kept trying to touch me. I screamed for help, but no one could hear me.

Dream 04-28-07

Started out working in some kind of office that had glue bottles all over the place. Everyone was watching a movie, but I was trying to keep busy. I was refilling some of the glue bottles when I found a small wooden box. I don’t remember what was in it, but it seemed important. I put the box back and the boss guy started following me around. He kept trying to feel me up. I managed to get away and into the parking lot where I ran into some friends who helped me escape.

After that I ended up at a family get together/vacation. We were all supposed to go see a movie. I wanted to wear my contacts, but they were nearly the size of my palms. They kept drying out and I spent a good amount of time trying unsuccessfully to get them in.

Dream 04-22-07

I remember Ann as a little girl. I played a video game with her for a while before she had to go to bed. There was juicy Fruit gum on the table.
Long before that, though, I was at a movie theater. It was between movies and everyone was just hanging out. There were even a couple of famous people there, but I don’t’ remember who.

Dream 04-17-07

Not sure if it was the beginning, but the first thing I remember is hauling ass to get away from a humongous, runaway zombie bull elephant. It was coming after me and the only person who could or would help me was Chuck Norris. He’d bait it into following him and try to trip it. In the mean time I was running between buildings trying to stay as far away as possible. When he did finally manage to trip it, I ran up a flight of stairs to the top of an apartment building so I could keep an eye on it without getting too close.

When Chuck Norris came over to say something heroic, I saw the elephant moving around to get up I screamed, jumped off of the building and practically flew maybe 100 miles until I reached a highway. It was fairly busy and I was getting really nervous, because I could sense it getting closer. Then Shaq showed up and helped me across. Not a moment too soon either. I managed my way under a giant blanket and into an ice-cream store just as it passed over.

The lady who ran the place also ran a shelter in the basement. She said I could stay as long as I needed to.

Dream 04-16-07

Started at a two-story kwik-kar. I had just gotten hired to work the computer/register, but no one would give me the sheet with the buttons on it. It was run by the guys from OCC, and they were always running around and arguing. Not even Mikey would help me out.

Aaron and Elvis were there. Aaron was busy working, and I spent a fair amount of time making sure Elvis stayed out of the way so he wouldn’t get hurt. I also tried to make myself useful by cleaning up.

After work I had to take mom to the hospital for some kind of test. It took forever. When we were going home, Aaron showed up in the car. He ended up talking to the ghost of a boy who had died in a forest fire. We also ended up on some train tracks and almost got hit by a train. Luckily we were all okay. We passed by a huge, colorful marketplace and stopped by a shop called “Green Tea”. It was run by a crazy Hindu guy. We ended up getting a bunch of food for dinner for pretty cheap.

I think there may have been more after that, but if there was, I don’t remember.

Dream 04-14-07

Aaron and I had an old nature book, so we were traveling around and seeing how much of the stuff in there was still any good. We got to a really swampy area with a beat up old shack right next to the water. He went in the water and made a little pool to catch fish. I found 3 beautiful, brand new pairs of chopsticks. When I did get into the water, I saw what appeared to be a human skeleton. I got to the head and noticed it had devil horns. It looked real, but when I got real close to it, I saw that it was a doll’s head with the horns glued on.

For a short while we walked with mom through a pet shop. I passed a small tank of fluorescent fish and tried to show her, but she wouldn’t look.
After that, Aaron and I ended up about two blocks west of Manor M.S.. Everything was the same, except we knew that instead of the mall, HEB was over there. We decided to walk over, play a crane game and then walk back before checking out the next place in the book. We got up to the school and ended up getting on a bus. It had a crane game built into the outside where a guy in a wheelchair wanted to try for something. I helped him out telekinetically and he won a skeleton with an alien head. After the bus started to go, we realized that we didn’t want to be on it. I asked the bus driver to let us off, which she was kind enough to do. We ended up on a bridge that was under construction, walking back towards HEB.

Dream 04-13-07

Started in school. It was the last two days, so we were taking exams. They really should have been a breeze for me, because I was graduating early. The first day was easy. I was prepared and relaxed. Walked away with a fancy new shirt, some kind of belt or sash and a medal for how well I did.

That night I walked to Ellie’s house to show her what all I got. I ran into her dad outside, and he wouldn’t let me in! Told me to go home, get some sleep and I could show her tomorrow. Which, of course, I didn’t get to.

I went back to school for the second set of exams. The first one I was taking in a class with Aaron. I was not ready, and kept getting distracted, because he and Elliot (no one I know) were trying to get high off of a little bit of drugs. The teacher called them out and then called me out to ask me what “wrinkle” means. I told her it was slang for a lady’s privates (?).

When we went back in, they were both making a big show of telling a story where “wrinkle” meant something else. Aaron and I fought over the drugs and he said he couldn’t trust me and after that I just couldn’t concentrate.



Aaron and I were driving around and noticed that Dairy Queen had moved to a new building next door. We went into the old building to find that it had been turned into a kind of Malt Shoppe.

He had me wait in the car while he ordered. I was sitting there and Ron Jeremy came out with a camera. He was going to take my picture, but would only do it if I wasn’t looking at him.

After he left I realized that the Malt Shoppe was next to a big concrete igloo. I had seen it in a dream before, knew it was a giant bread oven, but had never checked it out. Aaron was still inside, so I grabbed my camera and took some pictures. I went around back and there were two reenactors sitting around a little fire. They weren’t very lively, though.

Dream 04-12-07

Started at a hotel with 3 other people. They seemed really familiar, but now I don’t remember. We were there on vacation, but also waiting for Triple H to finish an audition. I was taking some interesting pictures, but then I lost my camera. Not sure if I found it again, but I may have.

In the second part, I was walking down a street, one I’ve dreamt of before. I was looking for something, but then it got dark, and I started to see star shaped fireworks.

Dream 04-11-07

It was the last day of school. For some reason everything we were taking home had to be inspected. I kept having to go back to the classroom for things I had forgotten. There were a couple of people I ended up talking to at my various points in line. I think Paul was there, I was just really glad that I had already cleaned out my locker a couple of weeks ago.

One of the items I had left behind was a little Buddha figure. It was set next to a fountain.

Dream 04-10-07

I am so glad that one’s over. First, Aaron’s driving and we’re going down this windy road over a lake. The van hits a bump and goes flying into the lake. Luckily we were able to get under the van before it sank and push it back onto the road. It was still very wet, but we got in and I started driving. He wanted to leave the van until we could have it cleaned, but we were in the middle of nowhere. We had to keep going.

Then we ended up here. Home. Sandra and Robert were here. I had some videos on my camera that I wanted them to have, but she wasn’t feeling well. They left before I could get them on disc.

Then, Aaron and I were at an eclectic sea side town. We had a couple of friends there that Aaron really looked up to because they had ties to the theater in the area. I was showing off pics of pup and his fx work, and he was shopping for supplies. Then, behind my back, one of our “friends” told him he’d never make it because his stuff “looked cheap”.

When I heard about this, I was irate! I chewed out the girl who had said it, then went off on find him. I checked all of his usual haunts, but came up empty handed. I spotted some people we were acquainted with and asked if they had seen him. One guy had. Said he looked real upset (duh) and was mumbling something about going to see Le Miserables. What?! I had spent hours talking to people I didn’t even like and he was going off to see a play without telling me?

I had to do a lot more asking around to find out when and where Le Miserables was playing. Figures it would be at a theater I didn’t know I finally got directions. As I came around the building, all of the last minute people were filing in, I got to the front steps and the doors closed. Not like I could have gotten a ticket anyway. I woke up before I had to sit on the steps for three hours waiting for him.

Dream 04-09-07

Started out at grandma’s house. Except she wasn’t there, a bunch of other people were. The whole place had been re-decorated, but there just wasn’t enough room for everybody. I couldn’t get an ounce of privacy.

Down in the basement someone’s cousin was set up in a hospital bed. I don’t know what was wrong with her. I started talking to Brak and the girl in the bed started choking on a bone or something. I preformed the Heimlich and everyone was happy. I told mom I wanted to go home.

Home was not what I expected. It was a huge temple-like building in a big crater. There were two new rope bridges that went up and seemed to be suspended in mid-air. I was married to a guy who looked like a mix between Vanilla Ice and John Cena, and he had Aaron’s personality. Also, I got the distinct impression that I was married to someone else in another state as well.

This guy was obsessed with getting me into shape. Not because he was ashamed of me. He couldn’t keep his hands off of me! No, because I wanted to get in shape. That’s what the new ladders were for. He said I was going to go up and down them until I really worked up a sweat.

I was real excited to get started but when I got outside, a huge wind picked up. The ladders whipped around like crazy and I was really scared. I didn’t want to let him down, though, so I steeled myself and walked towards them. I woke up before having to climb.

Dream 04-07-07

I’m not sure about the beginning except that Elvis was sick. We gave him some medicine, let him poop and he was all better. Carlito was there.

The second part had a lot going on. Aaron and I were at a huge house that we were going to inherit. We spent most of the time down in the basement area. A few different people would come and go, and we made some new friends. I became kinda good friends with Carlos Mencia and a lady who reminded me of Sandy.

I don’t remember how, but I ended up outside. Naked. The house was being used for some important ceremony, so I had to sneak in. I got into an area with some pews, but people were filing in so I sat in one. Luckily someone had left a blanket there, so I wrapped it around myself and continued on downstairs.

The place was mostly empty, and the furniture had been moved to make more room. I got dressed and was informed that Aaron had set me up to get a lap dance from Carlos. I thought it might be fun so I sat down and waited. He came in, flirted with me a little and then sauntered over to this skinny albino chick with a green afro! He started dancing for her, then turned to look at me. Smiling like it was a show for me.

I flipped him the double bird, got up and left. I went around the corner and found Aaron. He was French kissing a chick who was straddling his lap, had one on each knee, and one standing behind him with her boobs on his head. I said, “Well, fuck you too then” and kept walking. He said, “Aw shit” and got up to follow me. Just as I reached the front door, he grabbed my arm and I woke up.

Dream 04-03-07

We lived in kind of a small town. Every house was open to everyone, some even had their basements connected. Every day John and Leila would set up a little scavenger hunt for anyone interested in doing it. So far no one had found all of the items by the end of the day. I only tried every so often, and never came close.

I’m not sure exactly what happened next, but apparently there was a flash flood, and the building we were in started to float. Two other people and I took charge, making sure everyone was okay and finding ways to protect our “ship”. the water would come and go, and we were in danger of being boarded. Apparently the three of us had somehow made this building seaworthy in case of a flood like this.

One of the other people in charge found some antique pellet gun and several vials of pellets. They weren’t much, but better than nothing. During a lull in the flooding we ended up getting surrounded by some tribal savages. Before they could get in, I went to check the basement. No one had yet. Down there I found three escaped criminals. I knew them to be relatively benign, and they were only trying to survive as we were. One of them asked me to let them help against the attack. I was thinking of how to best use them when I woke up.

Dream 04-01-07

At first Aaron was driving. He wasn’t bad, but it was nerve wracking. Then I started driving him, dad and Mr. Bailey around, except I had to sit on the hood to do it. That was very hard. I’m not sure how I was steering. I turned down a dark, tree-lined road that had semis parked on either side. Some at very precarious angles. Dad handed me some stuff, but I couldn’t hang on to it all.

I pulled over to pick it all up and this nice gentleman came by to help. He was black, with a very strange accent. I couldn’t place if he was African or not. As we were picking up some loose papers, I noticed quite a few were some kind of old drawings. He kept calling me “Daughters”, said he liked my drawings and that “Daughters should share”. He seemed to like the ones with purple in them, so I gave him one of a girl with purple and pink hair sitting by a rock. He was very happy.

When he headed off down the road, Bruce Willis came up, talked to dad a while and was gonna talk to me when I woke up.

I think the reason Aaron’s driving made me so nervous (when it normally doesn’t) was that he had woken me up so I could drive, but for some reason with Mr. Bailey being around he ended up driving? It was weird also, because through the whole dream no one would tell me where we were going.