Dream 07-04-16

I don't remember how it started or where I was. I feel like there was some huge misunderstanding. I had slept with a guy who used to be involved with this blonde girl. I think she caught us (near the end or after) then her husband came in (was her husband Kevin Smith?) and thought she was having an affair. Did they? I don't know. They head off to their room arguing - she insists she didn't do anything. The guy disappears. I go to my room next to theirs (is it a dorm?) and I can hear them. Muffled. There's an older man in my room. I ignore him but he keeps watching me. There's a glass patio door and I can see that it's raining. I'm happy I can wear my new poncho. It will match the tan paisley shirt I have on. After finding my poncho in the pile on the floor (I notice I'm already wearing socks; I don't think about shoes?) I leave through the patio door. The man keeps watching me.

I meet up with Aaron at some sort of shopping mall. A few people stare. One petite Vietnamese girl in particular. She's sitting at a long table selling something and I feel like she's friends with the blonde. I start to leave, but Aaron's talking to her. I miss most of the conversation, but I hear him say "I just lost my job, so..." to which she replies "good". Good? I want to let it go and leave, but I guess I can't. I find myself standing over her, not quite yelling, but loudly berating her. She's an awful person who has no right saying that to anybody - least of all a customer. I go on for... longer than I probably need to. I don't know if it affected her, but at least I said my piece.

Now it's night and I'm going to some party at a warehouse. People outside (in cars and on foot) are cheering me. Is it because I slept with that guy? Why do I think it is? Inside Sandy finds me. She's excited about some cupcakes she made and drags me upstairs. This area (the stairs and hall at the top) seem familiar. Like the theater dream. There are three platters of cupcakes. She tries to give me one and drops it. Then she knocks a whole platter. I don't laugh. I reach to grab one myself, but I have a compass in my hand. I don't think it's odd to have it, but I'm concerned because the directions seem off.

Dream 06-28-16

I'm not sure where I was other than "home". The house and location didn't seem familiar. It was very dark and starting to drizzle. Onyx was sitting out on the porch. I picked her up to bring her inside and give her some medicine. She was fat and furry, but when I picked her up she was listless and weighed almost nothing. I don't remember anything else.

Dream 06-27-16

We were at a mall that was mostly abandoned. Didn't start there. Something about clothes and food and weather. I was walking around on practice stilts which I think I've done in a dream before. In the parking lot some guy in a truck scratched my car and my brakes wouldn't work if I was in reverse. Josh was telling me how to get tires for cheap. I remember trying to put on makeup from a small palette. The foundation was really thick and streaky. I was using a small brush and with enough effort got it to blend.

Dream 06-24-16

I was living in a small shack far away from almost anything. I believe there was a beach nearby. Despite the isolation some chick and her boyfriend came by with a ton of dogs. I went to my room. Aaron got one of his female friends to come over. Something about a car. She sat on my stuff and kept trying to get close to me.

Dream 06-20-16

The whole area was confusing. I wasn't sure if the "rooms" were apartments or houses. Towards the back on the right was some kind of restaurant. I wanted to eat there, but they were trying to get rid of a demon. I ran away, cutting through several "yards" until I found a hedge I could hide behind. I must have fallen asleep because Fernando found me later. He said I kept mumbling "voodoo" over and over and doing something with my outstretched hand. He said, "That was right". He escorted me back to my "room". The entrance was covered by a pair of large shelves. Normally I would squeeze in between the stuff, but since he was with me I just pulled a shelf back to walk in normally.

Dream 06-18-16

We were getting a new, smaller couch for his mom so it would fit better. There were some people near us also moving a couch that was pink and cute. Ours was yellow. There was a chair part I liked and wanted to keep because it fit nicely. Some burglars showed up. I tried to get rid of them by throwing stuff, but I kept missing.



I was trying to talk to Matt, but he was really freaked out. Somehow he had thought that it wouldn't be right for us to fool around because we could be related. He would barely even talk to me so we finally just went to a doctor and got tested. It would be a week before the results came back.

Dream 06-17-16

Alexis was visiting and I got to spend some time with her. I think it was her last day. Aaron and I went to visit Sandy. I'm not sure if she was even there or not. I guess there was a small fire. I remember thinking that this guy was a fire chief, but he kept trying to grab my tits. When he finally left we made sure to lock all of the doors. I'm not sure if we fell asleep, but the sun started to rise and I heard noises like that guy was trying to break in. It took me a long time to call 911 because I forgot that from my cell phone I had to dial #944.

Dream 05-24-16

The house was Carrollton, but the location was all here. Jet managed to wiggle out of the window and I ran outside to grab her before trouble started. The neighbors had our yard filled with people and animals. They were having some kind of barbecue in our yard. ugh. I ran around the house to find Jet, but she was fast and got around me. She jumped at Aaron and he ducked. "Why didn't you catch her?!". AJ was out there having barbecue at the side of the house. I gave up and went inside for ice cream.

Dream 05-02-16

That was a mess. I just wanted to get Aaron used to doing stuff for the car so I wouldn't always have to, then everything happened. The car guy started acting pervy. There was a psycho killer that everyone was just kind of ignoring. I found out one of my friends was in a weird church cult and she didn't even know what any of her "beliefs" meant. Some cats went crazy and kept attacking me. There was one guy that I knew always carried a gun. I tried to get him to shoot the killer. He went to talk to the guy and got captured. Mom didn't believe anything was going on and left for her own church thing, but it wasn't really her because after "she" left the real-her came out of the bathroom.

Dream 04-24-16

I was in a van with a few other people. Between three and five. We were sitting at an intersection someplace I don't think I've ever been - awake or dreaming. There was a box truck across the street in front of us trying to back onto a trailer. The guy misjudged and the back wheel came off the edge. I could see the whole truck start to topple and looked away. Somehow he was able to maintain control enough to try again.

I looked out the side window and noticed antlers. The top of very tall, very intricate wooden antlers. It was a statue of some famous character. I reached for my camera and the van tilted. Somehow we ended up on top of a skyscraper and the statue was topping the building next to us. "It's not finished", someone said. 'Who cares?' I thought, 'When am I ever going to be this close again?' I tried to move carefully so the van wouldn't topple. Not sure if I got the picture.

Dream 04-22-16

I was in an unfamiliar neighborhood and it was night. It was a long dream, but I don't remember much of the beginning. I was hanging out with some cousins (don't know them waking, dream-cousins) and I think we were getting drunk. I thought "there's someplace nearby to be" and began walking. One of my 'cousins' walked with me. She was in a really good mood. That was nice.

We walked a few blocks in the silent darkness. Finally I saw it. "Matt's House". A small blue pre-fab hardly the size of a shed. On the outside. He left the door unlocked which was good because I really had to pee. The inside seemed really spacious, lots of white and rich woods, and well lit. I passed him on my way to the bathroom and he smiled.

The bedroom and bathroom were dimly candlelit with rose petals everywhere. I wished I didn't have to pee so badly. There were to toilets separated by a shower curtain. I picked the one nearest the door to relieve myself.

Then, again, about 20 people showed up. Several actually barging into the bathroom. I made my way out of the bathroom and found Matt in the kitchen. He started telling me about a girl he was seeing. I said, "Thanks, but I really don't need details"... and then she was there. Petite, brunette, very cute. They sat together at the coffee table making jewelry. Oh. Okay. Someone (I don't know who) remarked, "love can grow doing things like this regularly". She giggled. I left.

Dream 04-13-16

It was weirdly disjointed and random. Starts with me as an adult and AJ's a kid. She keeps following me around trying to get me to wear a Spiderman costume because she's wearing one, but it's way too small for me. She gets mad and starts throwing things at me.

Then I am a kid superhero. My power is balance and something to do with bridges? A train derailed somewhere so a superhero buddy and I go to help, but everyone is okay and just walks away.

I'm an adult again at some kind of birthday party. I'm not sure if it was for someone I knew in real life or from tv. Everyone is just sort of hanging out and there are balloons. The birthday girl hands me a flier to read, but it's sticky and there are some (3?) bugs stuck to it. I pick off the bugs and I guess everyone left.

Next I'm driving down a road, almost a highway. It's bright out and I'm doing a pretty good job in spite of the road splitting and signs being very vague. I picked up Matt from work and took him home. He lives with some girl in a decent sized house. He flops onto a couch and I'm not sure what to do so I sit on the other one. The girl (lady?) keeps talking and pacing around. Then she picks up one of the cats to let it outside, but when she lets go the cat just stays floating in the air. She grabs the cat and takes it to the back room. I look over and Matt is squatting to my right, smiling. He texts me a heart and when he hits "send"...

My alarm goes off.

Dream 03-23-16

(This morning I woke up for a smoke. When I laid back down he said "yes", moaned and started breathing heavy for a bit)

I wanted to ask him what he had dreamed about so I could see if it was related. We ended up at a parking garage across from a mall (pretty sure I've been there in dreams before) I asked him what he had dreamed about. "256 pages of" some project? He was explaining but it didn't make sense. Then two people he knew pulled up. Female - one taller and older, one much shorter. They parked and he was still talking about the papers dream so I held the door for them... They just stood outside the door staring at the floor so I let the door close. That made him mad. "Why did you do that?" "They were just standing there" Whatever. I left to find the car.

I hate this garage. It makes no sense and the people are mean. A group of girls made fun of my hair. Ugh. I try to find an empty place to sit. There's a small bench in a corner. Some kid comes up behind me and starts talking to me. I ignore it. This makes the dad angry. "You gonna just ignore my kid when he's talking to you?" Yup, you too. I walk away.

I find the car, charge my phone, grab a smoke - and lose the car again. I hate this garage. I go to check the lower levels. It's dark and a lady at a desk yells "you can't smoke down there". Fuck off. I make my way down one set of stairs and look over the railing. It's a nursery. Oh. That explains that.

We get back to his house. So close we could have walked. May have since the car was there. I re-park it just to be sure. Of what? I don't know. There are so many people and animals. I try to explain why I asked about the dream and he blows me off. Fine. There's something wrong with one of the cats. It has a huge hole in it. "That's from the worms". Okay... The hole is stuffed with a fishbowl full of water. A dog tries to drink out of it. That's disturbing. I wake myself up.

Dream 03-12-16

I was getting a tattoo on my back. It was supposed to be a giant spider. I didn't feel much at first, then there was some pain. Like someone pressing on a bruise. I was angry because it ended up being a werewolf instead of a spider. There was a commotion outside, but I don't remember what it was.

Dream 03-11-16

There was a sort of cafeteria inside a grocery store. I didn't have much appetite, but they had the big, soft pretzels and I had three of those. Jackie (Aaron's cousin) spotted some decadent treats, but the calories were insane. Somehow she talked me into splitting one with her.

Dream 03-09-16

I was trapped. I don't know how it happened. My hiding spot was GOOD! I was supposed to go for help. Instead I was taken with everybody else (and all of our stuff) to some weird compound on an almost-island far from anything. One of us got away. There was part of a fence he was barely able to squeeze through. I felt in my heart that he made it. He should have sent help. Help never came.

Years passed and the compound grew. I became some kind of teacher. I never forgot that hole in the fence. One day I'd had enough. I don't know what set me off. I managed to gather the others from my group into a small hall by the hangar with all of our stuff. We had to be quick and quiet. We were going to get out. The hangar door was cracked open and I could see the fence hole. Easy. There was a noise and the others scattered. Except one. A woman. My only friend. I climbed over the mass of stuff. Gremlin. I caught him and my friend found a backpack to trap him in. We made our way outside and managed to get her car open so we could stuff him in there. Hopefully no one would hear.

Days passed. Our captors decided to clear all of our stuff from the hangar and sell it. It was all set up in the yard. On display. So much stuff. Now we couldn't take anything. Back at the house part of the compound we waited. Watched while other groups bought up our stuff. One trio was particularly annoying. Maybe they helped get us captured? I couldn't remember. I looked through a window, following the road with my eyes. I thought I knew which way to go once we were beyond the fence. That way, to the right. South? Maybe. It was a long road and not much cover. Not even sure if the town by the bridge is safe. We'd need a car, but they were all on this side of the fence...

Dream 03-08-16

Deadpool dream. He never wore the costume and kept flirting with me. I don't know what we had stumbled into, but we kept getting separated and someone was always after us. Us and one other woman. I tried to avoid confrontation as much as possible. Mostly running and trying to find new weapons.

The three of us managed to get to the same park where we were going to regroup. We sat near each other trying to look inconspicuous. Some asshole was hassling the people who lived in the apartments nearby. Deadpool grabbed my arm and stuck it between his legs. When I got my arm back there was a small pistol up my sleeve. He managed to pull that off right before we were rounded up with the tenants.

"You go over there, on the right. Sucks for you with all that glass"
"yeah fine"

I made my way, slowly, towards a scared looking group huddled by a fire. I tried to look casual while scanning the area... there. A large shadow to the right. I ducked in and rounded the corner. Stopped. Two thugs had seen me. I pulled out the gun and waited. As soon as they came around the corner I shot them. Four times in the chest each. No way I had many more bullets in this tiny little pistol. There was a tree sitting just inside the shadow. I climbed up and found a place to sit where I could watch the corner for trouble and count my remaining bullets.

Dream 03-03-16

I'm not sure where I was. The building kept changing. It seemed part hospital, part warehouse, part pet store. There was a huge storm outside and we couldn't leave. At one point there was a very loud alarm and Aaron had to leave to help hunt down some dangerous guy that was loose in the building. The alarm startled a bunch of the animals. I noticed there was a baby kangaroo thrown into a case with some small bunnies. Who could be so careless? I scrambled to find some food and a bottle for it. I had a really hard time and kept knocking things over. The food was in a kind of syringe that was supposed to snap into the bottle. I don't think I made it back before waking up.

Dream 03-02-16

A lot happened that I don't remember. I was in an unfamiliar place, but the people seemed familiar. We were in a house. The one thing I remember very clearly is that my teeth started to feel really weird. I touched one and my two front top teeth feel right out. They were huge. I tried to put them back in, but they wouldn't attach. A woman told me "it happens" and gave me the number to a guy I could see right away to fix me.

Dream 02-27-16

I was crouched down between a building and a fortified camp that I was trying to get my group to. It was dark and I tried to stay hidden in the shadows. There were a few injured people along the way that I tried to patch up as best I could. There were also mines placed randomly along the path. I'm not sure what was supposed to set them off, but they were easy enough to disarm.

A stern looking woman appeared at the end of the road directly between us and the camp. She demanded we surrender. She couldn't see me. I shot her. I stayed hidden in the shadows, disarming mines and shooting out spotlights while the rest of my group made it to the safety of the camp.